Int. Auction Room

Camera shot shows an auctioneer at his table on a stand.

Auctioneer: Going once. Going twice. (KNOCKS HAMMER) Sold!

Camera pulls out to reveal auctioneer 2 who is on a higher stand than the first auctioneer.

Auctioneer 2: So, as you can see, a lovely example of an auctioneer. Who'll start me at fifty pounds?

ENDS
 

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German! GERMAN!
 

mmmmmm....at least it was quick.
 

I like it! We should collaborate on the pun-ishment show. Visual gags, and rotten puns in bite sized portions.

Maybe we see an endless line of auctioneers selling each other into infinity?
 

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The ASDA of satire.
"Thoughtcrime was not a thing that could be concealed forever. You might dodge successfully for a while, even for years, but sooner or later they were bound to get you."� Which is exactly what happened to Winston Smith. His rebellion was not one that was foolish and too outspoken. He silently tried to defeat the Party for his personal happiness, and in the end it cost him everything he had fought for, and his love for Julia. He had learned to love Big Brother, which was his ultimate fear when trying to live a life of individuality. The Party had defeated him.

1984
 

that made me laugh out loud.

I'm a much bigger fan of daft visual sketches than the political stuff that's usually on here.
 

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I have been suspended banned for not adhering to site rules, and refusing a direct request from a moderator when asked politely.
 

Yes I liked it, a good surreal quickie.
 

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"'Reality,' sa molesworth 2, 'is so unspeakably sordid it make me shudder.'"

 

The surreal ones are the best. I liked it.
 

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"Can't put a price on comedy" - The Brentmeister General
 

I liked it a lot. Good take. Nice and short. Nothing to add.

Dan
 

Yep, agree with previous posters, nice quickie.