Hope I find you all well. Just thought I'd introduce myself to you all since I've found myself coming back to this website quite a lot recently. I'm based in Manchester and into comedy writing/sitcoms etc. This is a good website I have to say, found some of the posts very interesting and informative.

Be gentle, I'm new to all the posting on forum thingys, not really that web literate but I manage to get by by shouting loudly at the computer screen and banging my mouse while getting funny looks from work colleagues.

Joe
 

Helloooooo Joe!

Welcome to the boards.
 

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Pull my finger...

"Every joke is a tiny revolution," thought George Orwell. "Whatever destroys dignity, and brings down the mighty from their seats, preferably with a bump, is funny."
 

Afternoon there.
 

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Aaron
BSG Forums & DVDs Editor
(Half man, half Internet, half TV.)
(Loyal follower of The Magical Aura of Laura.)

 

If your old knarled and untalented welcome. If you're young handsome and talented then I shall be petitioning for your immediate removal . Welcome by the way. . It helps if you like bears too.
 

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Roscoff-does anybody elses dreams keep them awake?
 

Welcome, welcome and thrice welcome.
 

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The dodo died. Then Dodi died, Di died and Dando died... Dido must be pooing herself.


 

Thanks for the warm welcome.
 

Hiya Joe,

Nice to know there's a fellow manc on board.
 

Hey Joe

where you going with that pen in your hand?
 

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http://www.myspace.com/chavid_productions
 

Yo!
 

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Forgive me!
Warm Regards
Charley Rance.
 

Hello Joe!! Welcome to the board!
 

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A forum for novelists, short story writers, poets, playwrights etc. Feel free to join in!
The Writers' Lodge
 

Hello Everyone. Hope everyone's well. I don't want to sound like a shit radio DJ but it's nearly the weekend...a few days off from the dull monotony of work. Ahhh.

Yes, I was right, I did sound like a shit DJ, I feel suitably ashamed.
 

Greetings
 

Hello, Joe. My regards to Yoko.
 

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Click here to visit Graham Bandage's Lovely World. It's lovely. Hence the name.
 

Thanks Graham, I'll pass it on to her, I'm seeing her at the bingo.
 

Hey Joe! I find your name funny because we have a friend at school we call ohjoe...and you'll soon realise that's the kind of random thing I say and think is normal...
 

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"Where were you at the time of the murder Reverend Green?" "I was in the library with Miss Scarlett...and a rope..."
"But he doesn't understand, Irwin *does* like him. He seldom looks at anyone else...Because nor do I. Our eyes meet looking at Dakin!"

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