I've just downloaded "There's Somebody At The Door" from the IT Crowd. Does anyone else out there also have too much time?
 

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The dodo died. Then Dodi died, Di died and Dando died... Dido must be pooing herself.


 

My ringtone has nothing to do with comedy, mine is You'll Never Walk Alone by Gerry and the Pacemakers.
 

Just the basic,

wouldn't it be fun to sneakily give others ring tones,

e.g."Get down I've got a gun," "If I got you drunk, would you sue me for shagging you?" or just good old "Boris would make a great mayor,"

That would be embarrassing.
 

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Does anyone else out there also have too much time?

LOL !

There was a nice gag in Dirty, Sexy Money last week where a lawyer's PA has set up all the ringtones on his phone for him and picks things like "Pretty Woman" every time his ex rings etc.

I hate ringtones. They are an affront to human dignity and should be reported to Amnesty International. My phone remains on silent.
 

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Har fleag har fleag har fleag onward

 

Mines The Kooks: She Moves in her own Way.

No idea why. Just the only one I have on my phone.

My message tone says in a deep American accent: Excuse me boss, you have a message!


 

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Spoken like a true angle - completely bent!

"Every joke is a tiny revolution," thought George Orwell. "Whatever destroys dignity, and brings down the mighty from their seats, preferably with a bump, is funny."
 

I have Monty Python's "Always look on the Bright side of life" as my Ringtone.
And for text messages I have "True Believers" by the Bouncing Souls for my text messages.

For 4 years I had Europe's "The Final Countdown" as my ringtone. It went off in my jacket once when it was across the room during a lecture. Lucky for me the Professor thought it was funny and didn't give me shit for it.
 

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I have "Always look on the Bright side of life" as my Ringtone.

If I had to have a ringtone, that would be a cool choice.
 

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I used to have sheep noises ([proudly produced by myself and a friend) as my text message alert... when that went off in a lecture I changed it! So embarassed!
 

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Spoken like a true angle - completely bent!

"Every joke is a tiny revolution," thought George Orwell. "Whatever destroys dignity, and brings down the mighty from their seats, preferably with a bump, is funny."
 

that totally beats my lecture hall story!
 

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-Cuuurt


 

Don't use a mobile. mobile phones are an affront to human dignity and should be reported to Amnesty International. Says I.
 

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Quote: David Bussell @ March 28, 2008, 2:26 PM

Don't use a mobile. mobile phones are an affront to human dignity and should be reported to Amnesty International. Says I.

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-Cuuurt


 

Mine is a sort of plinky plonky version of 'electro boy' by the Boosh. Has been for ages, so long that I've forgotten how to change it.
 

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Before everything got out of hand, Political Correctness used to be called Spastic Gaytalk
 

Harvey Danger - Flagpole Sitta....theme from Peep Show.
 

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Imagine a world without hypothetical situations.
 

Is that the rocky guitar one or the sinister plinky-plonky one ?
 

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http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=pcVdg3aZjGE

That tune is my ring tone.

Synth at it's best.
 

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Comedy is the aces.