Bitter Jake?
 

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http://leevil.blogspot.com/
 

You can feel the pain and suffering in his post.


Or is this just a new nickname?
 

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In a relationship.

"Every joke is a tiny revolution," thought George Orwell. "Whatever destroys dignity, and brings down the mighty from their seats, preferably with a bump, is funny."
 

I don't want a bitter Jake. I want all of him. I want to cuddle him up all scrummy-yummmy and pat his little head and feed him chips.
 

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Genius.
 

Mmmmmm ... Chips.
 

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Aaron
BSG Forums & DVDs Editor
(Half man, half Internet, half TV.)
(Loyal follower of The Magical Aura of Laura.)
And now single.

 

Mmmmm chips too. I want some. *Goes chippy*

Actually scrap that.

*Sends boyfriend to chippy*
 

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In a relationship.

"Every joke is a tiny revolution," thought George Orwell. "Whatever destroys dignity, and brings down the mighty from their seats, preferably with a bump, is funny."
 

All that he's good for these days!
 

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Aaron
BSG Forums & DVDs Editor
(Half man, half Internet, half TV.)
(Loyal follower of The Magical Aura of Laura.)
And now single.

 

Indeed.

Am I allowed to advertise for a bit on the side on here? And I don't mean some coleslaw or beans.
 

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In a relationship.

"Every joke is a tiny revolution," thought George Orwell. "Whatever destroys dignity, and brings down the mighty from their seats, preferably with a bump, is funny."
 

What, your "special favours"?
 

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Aaron
BSG Forums & DVDs Editor
(Half man, half Internet, half TV.)
(Loyal follower of The Magical Aura of Laura.)
And now single.

 

They'll be favours for me...
 

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In a relationship.

"Every joke is a tiny revolution," thought George Orwell. "Whatever destroys dignity, and brings down the mighty from their seats, preferably with a bump, is funny."
 

Quote: Leevil @ March 30, 2008, 1:47 PM

Bitter Jake?

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I'll have a pint Lee if you're buying.
 

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Playwrite extraordinaire.

http://www.eols.org.uk/
 

A pint of Lee? Sounds, erm, nice?
I'll just have a coke though.
 

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I went to the loo, and Katie came too (it was a public loo!)...I...shouted "Argh! It's too big for the hole!" - Robyn, BSG

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Quote: EllieJP @ March 30, 2008, 5:14 PM

They'll be favours for me...

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You want a curry too?
 

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"He used to poke me in English lessons"
Robyn - BSG.
 

Quote: ian_w @ March 30, 2008, 5:24 PM

I'll just have a coke though.

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Coke*
 

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Aaron
BSG Forums & DVDs Editor
(Half man, half Internet, half TV.)
(Loyal follower of The Magical Aura of Laura.)
And now single.

 

Quote: EllieJP @ March 30, 2008, 5:06 PM

Indeed.

Am I allowed to advertise for a bit on the side on here? And I don't mean some coleslaw or beans.

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I'm up for it. I hope you're into fresh vegetables and/or salad sex. Salad sex is great. You chop up one large tomato. You strip off naked and rub it all over yourself whilst I play with my celery stick. Marvelous! Tried it with onion salad once but this happened
 

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Genius.
 

Awww and Roscoff you were in for such a good chance...and you just ruined it!
 

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In a relationship.

"Every joke is a tiny revolution," thought George Orwell. "Whatever destroys dignity, and brings down the mighty from their seats, preferably with a bump, is funny."