The Aprentice whatever next. Thing is Charlie Brooker has spoiled it a bit for me as I keep seeing the bits they deviously mixed together to fool people.

Anyway what happened to that poor Lucinda woman, she nearly gets fired for folding a napkin

I don't like bullshitters, blaggers, tricksters, fucksters, napkin folders, zionists, pianists, people who are richer than me, right hand men with big eyes, shaving, managing football clubs without hilarious consequences, women, the educated, tall people, board room chairs without cushions, secretaries who aren't attractive, right hand women who are attractive and lists. Your fired!
 

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I didn't get where I am today without firing annoying little cunts like you!
 

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Aaron
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Haha!

I love this programme... watching the recorded one tonight!
 

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Fuck it, it's Christmas.

"Every joke is a tiny revolution," thought George Orwell. "Whatever destroys dignity, and brings down the mighty from their seats, preferably with a bump, is funny."
 

Anyone watch it last night?

I really enjoyed this task as they had to do this week, and the fact they both made money...and that Lucinda stopped being a wet blanket.

What did you guys think?
 

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Fuck it, it's Christmas.

"Every joke is a tiny revolution," thought George Orwell. "Whatever destroys dignity, and brings down the mighty from their seats, preferably with a bump, is funny."
 

I am *really* hacked off with whichever fuckwit scheduled this against Champions League football. There is no way on this earth that you canNOT avoid seeing the losing candidate in the time after football finishing and you trying to turn the TV on with your eyes shut and fingers in your ears. Arsehole-bumboys!

<rant over... almost>

Dan
 

Sod gayball, it's also scheduled against The Unit. A program for real men.
 

Are you suggesting that fairy-footed, bejewelled, fall-over-at-the-slightest-touch Cristiano Ronaldo is not a real man???

Incidentally Ellie, yes, I did watch it. Knowing already who had been sacked all the way through. Kudos to moany-moany-Lucinda though -- she did come into her own as PM.

Dan
 

I fancied the black girl who was sacked. She was quite bubbly and sexy, although you would probably have to gag her to stop her banging on about what a great saleswoman she is.
 

She was the most useless of all the candidates, I thought. Happy, chirpy and probably nice to have around, but seem to bring precisely nothing in terms of any sort of skills at all.

Honestly, it must've been like having *me* on the team...

Dan
 

I was out last night till midnight, so watched it when I got home so that I didn't find out who had got sacked before watching it. It's impossible to not find out who got sacked the day after.

I thought the Irish girl should have been sacked, just cause she's a bitch.
 

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Fuck it, it's Christmas.

"Every joke is a tiny revolution," thought George Orwell. "Whatever destroys dignity, and brings down the mighty from their seats, preferably with a bump, is funny."
 

Exclusively?
 

Quote: EllieJP @ April 24 2008, 1:11 PM BST

I thought the Irish girl should have been sacked, just cause she's a bitch.

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I agree!!!!
Massive huge bitch.

I quite like Lucinda now.

Raef is still my favourite though. I reckon he'll win.
 

Raef is good, I think he'll win too, unless he fucks up really badly as a team leader... which is pretty possible.

What's next weeks challenge again?
 

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Fuck it, it's Christmas.

"Every joke is a tiny revolution," thought George Orwell. "Whatever destroys dignity, and brings down the mighty from their seats, preferably with a bump, is funny."
 

Making cards to celebrate a made up day. I like raef, but I have a feeling he might come a cropper. He seems to have been coasting the last few weeks.
 

Raef was trying really hard not to dump Lucinda in it, in the boardroom and I reckon that's what his downfall'll be. He's great though -- the Noel Coward thing on You're Fired made me laugh so much...

Dan