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If I was a spammer, I'd spam you in the morning.

Nice - there's definitely a NewsRevue song in there somewhere.
 

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"'Reality,' sa molesworth 2, 'is so unspeakably sordid it make me shudder.'"

 

Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, beautiful spam.
 

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The ASDA of satire.
AKA Da Pun-da-mentalist
AKA 3rd Chuckle Brother
 

Oh yeah. I forgot that "spam" was named after a comedy song.
 

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"'Reality,' sa molesworth 2, 'is so unspeakably sordid it make me shudder.'"

 

Quote: Griff @ March 25, 2008, 5:08 PM

Oh yeah. I forgot that "spam" was named after a comedy song.

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What, the meat Spam?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spam_%28food%29#Name_origin

I don't think Spam has been funny since about 1976.
 

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Comedy is the aces.
 

No the phrase spam.

Meat, then song, then internet phrase.


 

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Before everything got out of hand, Political Correctness used to be called Spastic Gaytalk
 

Apparently tastes like human flesh
 

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The ASDA of satire.
AKA Da Pun-da-mentalist
AKA 3rd Chuckle Brother
 

Quote: zooo @ March 25, 2008, 5:15 PM

Meat, then song, then internet phrase.

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A succinct history of Spam, there.

 

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Comedy is the aces.
 

Now this is true, the biggest consumers of spam
are ex-cannibals on a remote island in the pacific.
 

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"Francis shows great potential, if only he would shut up and listen".
 

Do you realise that Spam is Maps backwards which are quite useful.
 

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Playwrite extraordinaire.

http://www.eols.org.uk/
 

Quote: David Chapman @ March 25, 2008, 5:39 PM

Do you realise that Spam is Maps backwards which are quite useful.

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Only in a 'Words Backward' competition. Or 'drawkcaB sdroW' competition, as it is on the flyer.
 

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Comedy is the aces.
 

Like in life, a map is only useful if you know
where you are, and where you want to go.
 

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"Francis shows great potential, if only he would shut up and listen".
 

Quote: F Green @ March 25, 2008, 6:00 PM

Like in life, a map is only useful if you know
where you are, and where you want to go.

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Yes and like life 98% of it is obscured by a staple.

And like life women can't read them.

And like like they can never be folded away quite right.

And like life they're a bit big and annoying, and you look it a tit reading one.




Do they work?
 

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Comedy is the aces.
 

Quote: Seefacts @ March 25, 2008, 6:01 PM

Yes and like life 98% of it is obscured by a staple.

And like life women can't read them.

And like like they can never be folded away quite right.

And like life they're a bit big and annoying, and you look it a tit reading one.




Do they work?

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Like a woman - not on their own.
 

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Playwrite extraordinaire.

http://www.eols.org.uk/
 

Are we all braced for the feminine backlash?
 

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"Francis shows great potential, if only he would shut up and listen".
 

We have better things to do!

Like you know, running the world and that.
 

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Before everything got out of hand, Political Correctness used to be called Spastic Gaytalk