I'm guessing that's funny if you've seen Braveheart.
 

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Quote: Aaron @ February 21, 2008, 11:28 PM

I'm guessing that's funny if you've seen Braveheart.

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Oh yeah...



 

The passion of the heist

A Tarrantino esque thriller sit com about priests who carry out armed robberies in drag, probably


Dogger bank

In a fishing village with strong winds, all the cashiers in the local bank like going dogging. Except they just watch the chief cashier screwing rock salmon in his mondeo, will he catch on?
 

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The ASDA of satire.
"Thoughtcrime was not a thing that could be concealed forever. You might dodge successfully for a while, even for years, but sooner or later they were bound to get you."� Which is exactly what happened to Winston Smith. His rebellion was not one that was foolish and too outspoken. He silently tried to defeat the Party for his personal happiness, and in the end it cost him everything he had fought for, and his love for Julia. He had learned to love Big Brother, which was his ultimate fear when trying to live a life of individuality. The Party had defeated him.

1984
 

I was going to put the worse sitcom idea i could think of here but the more I thought about it the more genius it was so erm how about er a sitcom based on the WI e.g. that piece of poo jame and jeruseleum
 

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Catapult is getting cranked almost all the way.

Ham and Jew rue Salam

A group of Jewish WIs breed pigs purely to make ham, to throw at friendly Muslims.

I am the punda-mentalist
 

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The ASDA of satire.
"Thoughtcrime was not a thing that could be concealed forever. You might dodge successfully for a while, even for years, but sooner or later they were bound to get you."� Which is exactly what happened to Winston Smith. His rebellion was not one that was foolish and too outspoken. He silently tried to defeat the Party for his personal happiness, and in the end it cost him everything he had fought for, and his love for Julia. He had learned to love Big Brother, which was his ultimate fear when trying to live a life of individuality. The Party had defeated him.

1984
 

We don't eat pigs,
You don't eat pigs,
It seems it's been that way forever.
So if we don't eat pigs,
And you don't eat pigs,
Why not, not eat pigs together?

There's your peace anthem for Palestine.
 

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Quote: Aaron @ February 21, 2008, 11:49 PM

We don't eat pigs,
You don't eat pigs,
It seems it's been that way forever.
So if we don't eat pigs,
And you don't eat pigs,
Why not, not eat pigs together?

There's your peace anthem for Palestine.

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But they would still have the lobster bomb
 

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Fuck pigs, where do they get off thinking they're so special.

God made them out of bacon and sausage end of

The Incredible Sulk

David Banner after getting exposed to Gamma radiation if upset, turns green, and goes off to his bedroom till some one apologises for something
 

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The ASDA of satire.
"Thoughtcrime was not a thing that could be concealed forever. You might dodge successfully for a while, even for years, but sooner or later they were bound to get you."� Which is exactly what happened to Winston Smith. His rebellion was not one that was foolish and too outspoken. He silently tried to defeat the Party for his personal happiness, and in the end it cost him everything he had fought for, and his love for Julia. He had learned to love Big Brother, which was his ultimate fear when trying to live a life of individuality. The Party had defeated him.

1984
 

Yeehaa! I'm going to fuck me a pig!

Just had to get that off me chest
 

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Just make sure you eat it afterwards, or it's a waste.

Garfield the twat.

A fat ginger loser who eats lasagna all day long, he lives with a deluded Bridget Jones type who thinks he's a cat, he shits in a litter box, she contmeplates getting him spayed.

you know that one might work?
 

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The ASDA of satire.
"Thoughtcrime was not a thing that could be concealed forever. You might dodge successfully for a while, even for years, but sooner or later they were bound to get you."� Which is exactly what happened to Winston Smith. His rebellion was not one that was foolish and too outspoken. He silently tried to defeat the Party for his personal happiness, and in the end it cost him everything he had fought for, and his love for Julia. He had learned to love Big Brother, which was his ultimate fear when trying to live a life of individuality. The Party had defeated him.

1984
 

Quote: ian_w @ February 21, 2008, 11:51 PM

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Listen to the peace anthem.
 

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Muslims can still eat shellfish, it's thier secret weapon against up Red Sea Pedestrians, where as you our, are secret weapon

Harry Botter

A teenage Wizard grows up and finds Hermione all yucky

He catches little Ron Weazily, and makes him show him his wizard sleave, whilst he gets out his wand.
 

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The ASDA of satire.
"Thoughtcrime was not a thing that could be concealed forever. You might dodge successfully for a while, even for years, but sooner or later they were bound to get you."� Which is exactly what happened to Winston Smith. His rebellion was not one that was foolish and too outspoken. He silently tried to defeat the Party for his personal happiness, and in the end it cost him everything he had fought for, and his love for Julia. He had learned to love Big Brother, which was his ultimate fear when trying to live a life of individuality. The Party had defeated him.

1984
 

Quote: sootyj @ February 22, 2008, 12:07 AM

Muslims can still eat shellfish, it's thier secret weapon against up Red Sea Pedestrians

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That was the joke

Quote: Aaron @ February 22, 2008, 12:05 AM

Listen to the peace anthem.

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I shared a house with some Muslims in my last year at uni I wish I'd had this back then
 

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Laden Bin

Comedy about an Afghan bloke in a beard hiding in a refuse recepticle.
 

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WTF?

 

Is it racist to say that muslims are good at orienteering Wheres Jake when you need him?
 

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