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Blenkinsop

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February 21, 2008, 10:10 PM GMT
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Gran's Stand
A funny tale about an 83 year old who refuses to vacate her house and allow developers to build a new flats
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Aaron

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February 21, 2008, 10:11 PM GMT
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Sexy Box.
The misadventures of a necrophiliac undertaker.
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Tuumble

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February 21, 2008, 10:13 PM GMT
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Mount A Python
Comedy game show where Japanese men try and figure out how to shag a snake against the clock.
I'm Aaron and I wear a G-String
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Blenkinsop

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February 21, 2008, 10:14 PM GMT Edited by Blenkinsop on February 21 2008, 10:15 PM GMT
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Land of Dopes and Tories
A weekly laughfest concerning the running of a Conservative Party constituency office.
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sootyj

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February 21, 2008, 10:15 PM GMT
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All preachers great and small,
A very fat priest, lives with a midget priest, they're boyfriend the vet fists them both.
The ASDA of satire.
"Thoughtcrime was not a thing that could be concealed forever. You might dodge successfully for a while, even for years, but sooner or later they were bound to get you." Which is exactly what happened to Winston Smith. His rebellion was not one that was foolish and too outspoken. He silently tried to defeat the Party for his personal happiness, and in the end it cost him everything he had fought for, and his love for Julia. He had learned to love Big Brother, which was his ultimate fear when trying to live a life of individuality. The Party had defeated him.
1984
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Tuumble

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February 21, 2008, 10:17 PM GMT
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Pens and Noodles
Experimental cookery show
I'm Aaron and I wear a G-String
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Blenkinsop

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February 21, 2008, 10:18 PM GMT Edited by Blenkinsop on February 21 2008, 10:18 PM GMT
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Wham Bam Thank You Sam
An adult version of the popular kiddies fireman show
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sootyj

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February 21, 2008, 10:19 PM GMT
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You do have to be mad to live here,
A wacky romp through a high security psychiatric unit,
is this number 100 do I win a submarine?
The ASDA of satire.
"Thoughtcrime was not a thing that could be concealed forever. You might dodge successfully for a while, even for years, but sooner or later they were bound to get you." Which is exactly what happened to Winston Smith. His rebellion was not one that was foolish and too outspoken. He silently tried to defeat the Party for his personal happiness, and in the end it cost him everything he had fought for, and his love for Julia. He had learned to love Big Brother, which was his ultimate fear when trying to live a life of individuality. The Party had defeated him.
1984
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puffinpol
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February 21, 2008, 10:19 PM GMT
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Quote: Tuumble @ February 21, 2008, 10:13 PM
Mount A Python
Comedy game show where Japanese men try and figure out how to shag a snake against the clock.
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 Excellent!
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Jack Massey

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February 21, 2008, 10:19 PM GMT
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Frisky Fields: We've had the awful Fresh Fields and the awful French Fields, so why don't William and Hester leave the Surburbon Life, stop calling each other darling, become swingers and you have Frisky Fields.
Happy 40th Birthday Dad's Army.
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Blenkinsop

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February 21, 2008, 10:19 PM GMT Edited by Blenkinsop on February 21 2008, 10:20 PM GMT
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One Hundred!
A budget version of The 400
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Damn too late now it kept tagging this onto 99 Pah!!!!!
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sootyj

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February 21, 2008, 10:20 PM GMT
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http://www.7secondsoflove.com/fans/submarine/
I earned it!
The ASDA of satire.
"Thoughtcrime was not a thing that could be concealed forever. You might dodge successfully for a while, even for years, but sooner or later they were bound to get you." Which is exactly what happened to Winston Smith. His rebellion was not one that was foolish and too outspoken. He silently tried to defeat the Party for his personal happiness, and in the end it cost him everything he had fought for, and his love for Julia. He had learned to love Big Brother, which was his ultimate fear when trying to live a life of individuality. The Party had defeated him.
1984
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Aaron

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February 21, 2008, 10:22 PM GMT
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Quote: Blenkinsop @ February 21, 2008, 10:18 PM
Wham Bam Thank You Sam
An adult version of the popular kiddies fireman show
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For once it's not Sam sliding down the fireman's pole.
Aaron BSG Forums & DVDs Editor
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sootyj

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February 21, 2008, 10:27 PM GMT
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http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2627619247756759297
sams pretty dodgesome already
Go Fred West
Sitcom about obscure regional news program. Fred meets West country eccentrics, and farmers, then kills them burys them under their patio.
Before hanging himself after sniffing his wifes burnt knickers
The ASDA of satire.
"Thoughtcrime was not a thing that could be concealed forever. You might dodge successfully for a while, even for years, but sooner or later they were bound to get you." Which is exactly what happened to Winston Smith. His rebellion was not one that was foolish and too outspoken. He silently tried to defeat the Party for his personal happiness, and in the end it cost him everything he had fought for, and his love for Julia. He had learned to love Big Brother, which was his ultimate fear when trying to live a life of individuality. The Party had defeated him.
1984
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Perry Nium

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February 21, 2008, 11:25 PM GMT Edited by Perry Nium on February 21 2008, 11:26 PM GMT
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"BRAVEARSE"
Around about the same time that William Wallace was battling for his countrymen, a lesser-known Scottish hero, Willy Hollis, was battling for his brethren too - his homosexual brethren. We join them on the battlefield as Willy gives a rousing speech in preparation for combat with those that would oppose medievel Scottish gay rights.
WILLY:
Gay sons of Scotland. I am Willy Hollis!
MOB MEMBER:
Rubbish! I've heard Willy Hollis is hung like a Highland Stag and has a handlebar moustache as thick as a hedgerow!
WILLY:
I AM Willy Hollis! And I see a whole army of my limp-wristed countrymen in defiance of gay-bashing tyranny. You've come to fight as free whoopsies, and free whoopsies you are! They may take our lives - but they'll never take our hairspray!!
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