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sootyj

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May 30, 2008, 8:57 PM BST
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All things bright and Boon-ifull
religious program celebrating Micheal Elphick.
Is this a desperate pun fight at the Ok Coralle?
The ASDA of satire.
I hate purity, I hate goodness!I don't want any virtue to exist anywhere. I want everyone to be corrupt to the bones.
But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.
1984
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Nigel Kelly
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May 30, 2008, 8:59 PM BST
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Mutiny On The Boonty
It may have been done.
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sootyj

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May 30, 2008, 9:06 PM BST
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Lorna Boon
First men on the Boon
The Boons
Charlie Boon
The Boons
On the Boon
Button Boon
The dish and the Boon
The Boon-atics are taking over the asylum
The Boon Ultimatum
The ASDA of satire.
I hate purity, I hate goodness!I don't want any virtue to exist anywhere. I want everyone to be corrupt to the bones.
But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.
1984
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Nigel Kelly
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May 30, 2008, 9:11 PM BST
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Name That Boon.
Beat that Sooty.
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sootyj

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May 30, 2008, 9:16 PM BST
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A walk on the Boon
The Boon
Paper Boon
Bitter Boon
The Boon landings
Temptress Boon
The ASDA of satire.
I hate purity, I hate goodness!I don't want any virtue to exist anywhere. I want everyone to be corrupt to the bones.
But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.
1984
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Nigel Kelly
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May 30, 2008, 9:22 PM BST
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High Boon
Western starring Michael Elphick.
Terry And Boon
Sitcom starring Michael Elphick and John Terry.
How Boon Is Now
Morrissey sings about Michael Elphick.
No more Boon jokes from me.
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sootyj

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May 30, 2008, 9:40 PM BST
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Attack of the Jud-Boon
The Rosemary Boony story
Tiny Boon
Loony Bunes
Booner Kebab
The red Bal-Boon
Do these still count as jokes? I have my doubts.
The ASDA of satire.
I hate purity, I hate goodness!I don't want any virtue to exist anywhere. I want everyone to be corrupt to the bones.
But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.
1984
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Nigel Kelly
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June 12, 2008, 4:24 PM BST
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Big Brother.
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roscoff

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June 13, 2008, 1:51 PM BST
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Two and a Half Rem's.
Three special needs pupils are asked to reproduce the sawing a man in half act.
Genius.
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June 13, 2008, 2:01 PM BST Edited by Griff on June 13 2008, 2:02 PM BST
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Two and a half thousand rems
Cash-strapped Gordon Brown upgrades the UK's nuclear infrastructure with an ill-advised Ebay purchase. Includes scenes of negative feedback and thermonuclear winter.
NB a knowledge of the term "rem" as a unit of radiation measurement is needed to properly enjoy this item.
"'Reality,' sa molesworth 2, 'is so unspeakably sordid it make me shudder.'"
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June 13, 2008, 2:55 PM BST
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Quote: Griff @ June 13 2008, 2:01 PM BST
Two and a half thousand rems
NB a knowledge of the term "rem" as a unit of radiation measurement is needed to properly enjoy this item.
View original
Indeed.
Genius.
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Ben

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June 13, 2008, 4:06 PM BST
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Neil Armstrong
A sitcom about a strongman who is forced to kneel on the floor. Ironically, he's agoraphobic.
I endorse this post.
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sootyj

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June 13, 2008, 5:02 PM BST
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The thread that would not die.
Dawn of the Right Said Fred.
Deeply dippy about your.....brains !
The shit and the Ben-you-glum
Remake of famous Poe story, in which (not a Dr)Jillian McKieth analyses Ben Fogles poo to see why he's sad. Before a giant pendulum chops them to bits.
Fall of the house of Usher
Odious rap star, is a very poor builder. In other Poe remake.
The John Craven
The Queen visits school for the extremely ugly, but for now "never more! never more!"
The ASDA of satire.
I hate purity, I hate goodness!I don't want any virtue to exist anywhere. I want everyone to be corrupt to the bones.
But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.
1984
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Griff

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June 13, 2008, 5:12 PM BST
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I don't think Edgar Allan Poe is a suitable subject for comedy.
"'Reality,' sa molesworth 2, 'is so unspeakably sordid it make me shudder.'"
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sootyj

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June 13, 2008, 5:18 PM BST
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What ever makes you say that.......
The Man in the Mirror
Micheal Jackson musical about Piers Morgan
Mary had a little gram
Hard hitting fairy tale, about how cocaine leads to sheep being ignored.
The ASDA of satire.
I hate purity, I hate goodness!I don't want any virtue to exist anywhere. I want everyone to be corrupt to the bones.
But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.
1984
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