Silent Shitness

Arrabella Weir plays a mime artist-turned-pathologist.
 

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"'Reality,' sa molesworth 2, 'is so unspeakably sordid it make me shudder.'"

 

Sex and The Pity
A bunch of fat, ugly girlfriends get sex based on their tales of woe and suicidal destruction. Winner of the Cannes 'Mike Leigh Award for Feeling Shit About Yourself and Life' Award 2009. With Noel Edmonds.

Pidgin English Street
Sitcom set in a street of illegal immigrants, and their adventures getting accepted into a Conservative-run Britain. With Noel Edmonds.

Dan
 

Bless this Horse

A priest secretely runs a stud farm for thoroughbreds without his Bishop finding out.


Watchdogging

A weekly roundup of local events for voyuers
 

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Go on then! Say something funny! Go on!
 

Blobby Of Evidence

Bizarre adult drama in which Noel Edmonds gets drawn into a sadomasochistic relationship with a giant, pink, shitty annoying cuntgimmick. Features scenes of anal gunging. Filmed on location at Crinkly Front Bottom.
 

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"'Reality,' sa molesworth 2, 'is so unspeakably sordid it make me shudder.'"

 

Herpes goes Bananas

Adventures of lovable mobile Mexican clap clinic, run out of an intelligent VW Beetle.


Invasion of the Dobby Snatchers

Bizarre Harry Potter, Scifi Paranoia cross breed


My Boontiful Laundrette

Elphick....laundry.....y fronts.....alcoholic
 

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The ASDA of satire.

I hate purity, I hate goodness!I don't want any virtue to exist anywhere. I want everyone to be corrupt to the bones.

But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.

1984
 

We already did Herpes Goes To Monte Carlo back on page four million, do keep up. I believe it starred John Barrowman.

But I love the Michael Elphick references. This thread must be the only place in the world he ever gets mentioned now.
 

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"'Reality,' sa molesworth 2, 'is so unspeakably sordid it make me shudder.'"

 

My Boontiful Mind

Elphic....mental....alcoholic



The Karate Yid

Best forgotten Jackie Chan, Woody Allen team up



One foot in the love gravy

Porn film about grumpy aging porn star, with a 12 inch cock.
 

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The ASDA of satire.

I hate purity, I hate goodness!I don't want any virtue to exist anywhere. I want everyone to be corrupt to the bones.

But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.

1984
 

<applause for Herpes Goes Bananas>

One Foot In The Groove
Sitcom about a moaning old funkster with an afro. Without Noel Edmonds.

Dan
 

Paedofael

Derek Jacoby as a rather unholy monk detective.


Monk-ey

Tony Shaloub as an unusual detective. He's not autistic, he's a pan troglodyte.


Herder she smote.

Jessica Fletcher is a most unusual detective. She's a God who kills shepherds.


Benny and Boon

Johnny Depp.....wacky romance.....Vampire motorcycle.
 

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The ASDA of satire.

I hate purity, I hate goodness!I don't want any virtue to exist anywhere. I want everyone to be corrupt to the bones.

But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.

1984
 

Quote:

Paedofael

Derek Jacoby as a rather unholy monk detective.

The 1000th Reply

Not very funny, but gets a lot of media coverage anyway due to the whole milestone thing.
 

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"'Reality,' sa molesworth 2, 'is so unspeakably sordid it make me shudder.'"

 

The spay team.

VIetnam Vets drive around neutering cats.



W

Follow up to V, this time Wankers invade California.



Post 1000 now close this thread!
 

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The ASDA of satire.

I hate purity, I hate goodness!I don't want any virtue to exist anywhere. I want everyone to be corrupt to the bones.

But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.

1984
 

The O'Sullivans
Aussies turn their hand at horse racing commentating.
 

Egads it lives, and I maybe running out of Micheal Elphic gags.


V for Vienetta

Frankly unthreatening vigilante with a crunchy centre


The Watch Mr Ben

Post modern superheroes, who hide out in a fancy dress shop.



Indiana Jones and the temple of Boon.

Elphick....racist subtext.....help save me !
 

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The ASDA of satire.

I hate purity, I hate goodness!I don't want any virtue to exist anywhere. I want everyone to be corrupt to the bones.

But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.

1984
 

Troon

Boon goes golfing.


 

Booney Tunes

The animated adventures of Michael Elphick.