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swerytd
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May 29, 2008, 12:06 PM BST
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Jappy Gilmore
Politically incorrect remake of the golf comedy by the Farelly Brothers. Jappy is a failed sudoku player whose skills and anger seem to fit more the greens that the puzzle book. He has to win over professional Sheeto McGavin and win the girl.
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Griff
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May 29, 2008, 12:08 PM BST
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Forgetting Sarah Ferguson
Thick-as-shit "chopper" jockey HRH Prince Andrew and walking STD farm Russell Brand tussle for the toe-sucking favours of tubby ex-Royal ginger Downs lookalike.
"'Reality,' sa molesworth 2, 'is so unspeakably sordid it make me shudder.'"
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swerytd
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May 30, 2008, 10:46 AM BST
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Lather Ted
Sitcom based in an Irish bathroom, where a priest gets covered in soap each week by an ensemble cast of 'characters'. A bit like the smoking room but less carcinogenic and more homo-erotic. With Noel Edmonds.
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Griff
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May 30, 2008, 10:52 AM BST
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Horrible Tea With Mussolini
A simple transaction in a tea shop triggers a civil war between Fascists and Communists resulting in massive bloodshed and angry messageboard discussions.
"'Reality,' sa molesworth 2, 'is so unspeakably sordid it make me shudder.'"
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swerytd
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May 30, 2008, 11:05 AM BST
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*LOL*
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May 30, 2008, 11:59 AM BST
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Can't Cock, Won't Cock
Barrowman is back in this late-night spin-off of the famous cookery show. What sort of rent boy and accessories will £5 buy? And will Barrowman try it out by the end of the show.
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Griff
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May 30, 2008, 12:03 PM BST
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Ready Steady Cock
Shameless rip-off of an existing format.
Starring John Barrowman.
"'Reality,' sa molesworth 2, 'is so unspeakably sordid it make me shudder.'"
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swerytd
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May 30, 2008, 12:06 PM BST Edited by swerytd on May 30 2008, 12:06 PM BST
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The Daily Cocks
A plethora of soap opera stars turn up to the opening of an envelope each and every day. Barrowman opens the envelopes but hardly pushes it. With Noel Edmonds.
Saturday Itchin'
James Martin invites celebrities to recant their most humourous experiences of crabs. With Noel Edmonds.
Dan
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May 30, 2008, 2:06 PM BST Edited by Blenkinsop on May 30 2008, 2:06 PM BST
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Last of the Summer - Whine
A load of OAP's sit around in a cafe in early October complaining about the advance of Autumn
Go on then! Say something funny! Go on!
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Nigel Kelly
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May 30, 2008, 3:21 PM BST
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Ultimate Farce
Starring Ross Kemp.
The Agriculture Show
Mark Kermode dresses as a bumpkin and gives film reviews in a West country accent.
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roscoff
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May 30, 2008, 3:25 PM BST
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Newshound
Dogged current affairs programme.
Newsbound
Newsreaders tied up and subjected sadomasochistic acts.
I'd watch it.
Genius.
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Blenkinsop
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May 30, 2008, 3:44 PM BST
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Silent Witless
A drama about a patholgist who hasn't a clue
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May 30, 2008, 3:47 PM BST
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Violent Witness
Crazy zombie retribution thriller. With Noel Edmonds.
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May 30, 2008, 4:00 PM BST
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Noel's Arse Party
A late night version of the bearded one's seminal tea-time show. With Ant and Dec
Go on then! Say something funny! Go on!
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May 30, 2008, 4:05 PM BST
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Number 69
Entertainment magazine programme detailing the debauchery that went on next-door-but-one from Neil, Dawn and Edith. With Noel Coward.
Dan
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