Yeah we'll stop at 1000. After all we've got another 900-odd posts to go in the "Worst Idea For A Movie" thread to move onto.
 

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"'Reality,' sa molesworth 2, 'is so unspeakably sordid it make me shudder.'"

 

And then another 1000 in 'Worst Idea for a Movie Spin-off Sitcom' to do...

Dan
 

And the 1000 worst porn film remakes as well


200 pints of lager and a packet of heroin

Ami Winehouse and Shane MacGowan soap opera.


The Boonanana splits

Michael Elphic...alcoholic.....kids tv

Am I boring my self now?
 

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The ASDA of satire.

I hate purity, I hate goodness!I don't want any virtue to exist anywhere. I want everyone to be corrupt to the bones.

But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.

1984
 

Socks And The City
Zola Budd goes to New York then Boston for a pair of red sox.
 

London's Stabbing
The firefighters of Blue Watch ethnically cleanse homies. Guest appearance by Michael Jackson.


Laurel Is Hardy
New gardening show.


The Fool Monty
Suave horticulturist foolishly ignores doctors advice to rest and continues in manual job.
 

That was the Greek that was,

Comedic obituary of Prince Phil
 

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The ASDA of satire.

I hate purity, I hate goodness!I don't want any virtue to exist anywhere. I want everyone to be corrupt to the bones.

But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.

1984
 

That Was The Week That Was Not Was

Tiswas The Week Tiswas

Take That Was The Weakest Link, That's Life Was A Woman With Big Teeth.
 

How odd I just thought the Was not Was line.

The Scary-shite house show

Review of the worlds nastiest public loos


Sod

Kids show about nasty bald headed guy.
 

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The ASDA of satire.

I hate purity, I hate goodness!I don't want any virtue to exist anywhere. I want everyone to be corrupt to the bones.

But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.

1984
 

Chariots Esquire.

Tits and bums everywhere as top heavy models run up the track.

Bouncetastic! Me.

Birdshide Revisited

That fucking bearded twat and the Humble girl again.
 

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Genius.
 

Bad Bods
Bod and his evil twin walk in that funny gangsta 'all-shoulders' way and fight crime in LA. Cutting-edge special F/X in the background, primitive, thick-lined 2D animation in the foreground, bringing the best of two animated worlds together like chalk and 3-D true-to-life chalk that took four weeks to render with a cartoon face and attitude.

Dan
 

The Bod Arrrhhh of Suburbia

Bod becomes a pirate, in Suburbia


Gardeners question Lime

Sequel to the 3rd man, Harry Lime is actually captured, and interrogated by Monty Donn, and Charlie Dimmock.


Fly me to the Boon

Frank Sinatra...Elphick....alcoholic.....old joke......don't care
 

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The ASDA of satire.

I hate purity, I hate goodness!I don't want any virtue to exist anywhere. I want everyone to be corrupt to the bones.

But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.

1984
 

Oddie Of Evidence

Twitcher by day but private detective by night, the former Goodie somehow ends up in a sadomasochistic relationship with Kate Humble involving hot wax and birdseed.
From the producers of Desperately Seeking Graeme and Cricklewood Surprise.
 

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"'Reality,' sa molesworth 2, 'is so unspeakably sordid it make me shudder.'"

 

 

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Aaron
BSG Forums & DVDs Editor
Half man, half Internet, half TV.
(Loyal follower of The Magical Aura of Laura.)

 

Petty Woman
Like most men, Richard Gere can do no right in this romantic suicide comedy. Julia Roberts refuses to be impressed by his grand gestures, even stooping as low as to go out with 'wankers' who treat her like shit but play rugby. Disgruntlingly true-to-life.

Dan
 

We seem to be entering a dark place in these last few posts.


Pearl necklace harbour.

Messy,



Shitty woman

Like that 80s pros-rom-com but with IBS


Boon over Parrador

Banana Republic...revoloution.....alcoholic....rubbish in Stenders
 

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The ASDA of satire.

I hate purity, I hate goodness!I don't want any virtue to exist anywhere. I want everyone to be corrupt to the bones.

But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.

1984