Boonanza not only made me LOL, but it knocks all my Boon gags into a cocked hat.

Damn you!


That'll be the gay.

Buddy Holly goes undercover to find homosexuals in the 50s and hand them into the Police.


Shelley-tubbies

Brightly coloured aliens run around a magical garden. Before duelling each other, writing poetry, and dying of pluracy.
 

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The ASDA of satire.

I hate purity, I hate goodness!I don't want any virtue to exist anywhere. I want everyone to be corrupt to the bones.

But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.

1984
 

Bananananza
A couple move to America and farm nothing but EU-rule-breaking yellow fruit that's way too curvy to be sold here legitimately. They are literally raking it in.

Gimpo and the Jet-Set
Leather-clad monkey boy forgoes his morals to find a way in to the rich and famous lifestyle. A sore bum is small price to pay for what he smells, as he can't see or hear anything through the mask.

Dan
 

Ronanza

Senile dead President runs a ranch, them darn Russkies have been rustling my cattle.


Brownanza

Unpopular Labour PM runs a ranch, that darn Cameron rustled all my votes.
 

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The ASDA of satire.

I hate purity, I hate goodness!I don't want any virtue to exist anywhere. I want everyone to be corrupt to the bones.

But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.

1984
 

Emmerdale Self Harm

Depressed Yorkshire folks cut themselves.


Euro-lack of vision wrong contest

Ultra nationalist waste money promoting their own crappy songs, in a contest no one cares about. Terry Wogan gets so upset he eats his own wig.


Sailor Boon

Dead alcoholic actor Micheal ELphic, in incomprehensible Japanese Manga, all about school girls knicker really.
 

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The ASDA of satire.

I hate purity, I hate goodness!I don't want any virtue to exist anywhere. I want everyone to be corrupt to the bones.

But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.

1984
 

Chicken Royale
A bunch of different species of chicken are given weapons and left to fight it out on an island until there is just one winner left in this experiment of ultra-speedy violent evolution. Winner gets bird flu.

Dan
 

Eurovision Bong Contest

Dutch are furious at not winning, against Muldova a country where Marijuana hasn't even been discovered yet.
 

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The ASDA of satire.

I hate purity, I hate goodness!I don't want any virtue to exist anywhere. I want everyone to be corrupt to the bones.

But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.

1984
 

Rigobert Song Contest
All the countries in the world build their own version of the legendary Cameroonian international footballer, which is then voted for by all its counterparts, awarding between 1 and 12 points for the best Rigobert. John Motson resides over precedings with his own brand of sherry-led fact-giving. Epic.
 

Miss Eurovision Song Contest
I miss it every year.

Mr Eurovision Song Contest
Yep, missed her again this year.
 

The bold gay whistle test.

Conifdent gay men, try to heard other gay men into public toilets merely by whistling.


The antique toads show.

Program comparing very old toads.
 

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The ASDA of satire.

I hate purity, I hate goodness!I don't want any virtue to exist anywhere. I want everyone to be corrupt to the bones.

But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.

1984
 

Programme*


And this is just getting bad now.
 

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Aaron
BSG Forums & DVDs Editor
Half man, half Internet, half TV.
(Loyal follower of The Magical Aura of Laura.)

 

But it's not quite at a thousand posts, so we can't give up just yet...

Dan
 

Spazz 1999

Politically incorrect 70s space comedy. This week sexy shape-changer Maya misses her speech therapy classes while the crew of Moon Ward Alpha are unable to repel an alien attack due to lack of wheelchair access to the Eagle Transporters.
Starring Joey Deacon and June Sarpong's Mum.
 

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"'Reality,' sa molesworth 2, 'is so unspeakably sordid it make me shudder.'"

 

Quote: Aaron @ May 28 2008, 11:09 AM BST

Programme*


And this is just getting bad now.

View original

Strangely you didn't pick him up on heard?
 

I don't read 90% of the posts in this thread anymore, Alan. It's way past its use by date.


Just happened to spot the incorrect spelling of 'programme' as I skimmed past.
 

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Aaron
BSG Forums & DVDs Editor
Half man, half Internet, half TV.
(Loyal follower of The Magical Aura of Laura.)

 

Hey it's fun and we'll stop at a 1000



He Man and the masters of the Tonni-verse

He man helps Geordies fight Skeletor.
 

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The ASDA of satire.

I hate purity, I hate goodness!I don't want any virtue to exist anywhere. I want everyone to be corrupt to the bones.

But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.

1984