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sootyj
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May 13, 2008, 11:05 PM BST
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The Mighty Doosh
Like the Mighty Boosh but all about a rather impractical form of contraception.
Scott of the Antarctic Roll
Captain Scott has bought an enormous arctic roll from Iceland. Can he and his fellow adventurers finish it all, Oates has already gone outisde with an icecream headache.
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Nigel Kelly
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May 14, 2008, 12:41 PM BST
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Wrecks In The City
100,000 pissed up Glaswegians go to Manchester for a footy match.
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May 14, 2008, 2:07 PM BST
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Becks in the City,
Like Sex in the CIty, only featuring brand Beckham. This week Posh gets her cunt shaved, but he still looks a bit mongoloid.
Tex in the city.
Like Sex in the City only featuring the Bush clan. This week little George meets Mr Big oil, and gets well screwed.
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May 14, 2008, 3:28 PM BST
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Sex in the Shitter
Hilarious anal romp.
Sorry, have I gone too far? 
WTF?
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May 14, 2008, 5:25 PM BST
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We're all allowed our dubious wish fulfillment
Lewis and Clark
Gormless detective solves improbable number of murders, seems to know what 99.9% of Britain's think most of the time.
A touch up Frost
David Jason plays a grumpy detective, who keeps groping Al Jazeera turn coat David Frost.
The Benny Kill show
Kill Bill filmed with Uma Thurman's role played by comedy, learning disabled person Benny from Cross Roads, and loads of rather embarassed women in their underwear.
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Nigel Kelly
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May 15, 2008, 5:30 PM BST
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Quote: Nigel Kelly @ May 14 2008, 12:41 PM BST
Wrecks In The City
100,000 pissed up Glaswegians go to Manchester for a footy match.
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 And for my next prediction, a white person will be the next President of the USA.
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May 15, 2008, 5:42 PM BST
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There's nothing wrong with buggering Boysie
Jonathon King helps out unfunny Fools and Horses has been. By turning his green green arse, red.
There's nothing wrong with buggering Moyles.
Well the show couldn't get much worse.
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May 15, 2008, 5:52 PM BST
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Jonathan King Dong
JK will have you on the edge of your seats in this ass-ripping yarn of a paedo blessed with a love truncheon of freakish proportions.
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May 15, 2008, 5:59 PM BST
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Jonathon King Kong
Giant convicted paedo, climbs to the top of Television Center.
Featuring John Barrowman as Fay Wray.
The Greekest stink.
Stelios, Nina Zavalone, and Prince Phil each try and produce the smelliest guff. Winner is the first one to make Anne Robinson have another stroke.
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May 15, 2008, 6:37 PM BST
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The Weakest Chink
Contestants are trapped under rubble for days and then undergo 'Endurance' style
ritual humiliation.
"Marvellous.. but don't watch it for too long, you'll go all slitty-eyed." Prince Phil.
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May 15, 2008, 6:45 PM BST
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I believe that one's a hit in China at the moment.
Question Time
Complex scientific show, on the nature of time.
High way to Devon
2 angels wander around the US doing good, and hoping to be allowed to return to the UK's number one tourist destination.
Little house on the Carey.
Good honest American settlers build a house, on top of George Carey.
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May 17, 2008, 9:04 PM BST
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Midnight Slough Boy
Richard Ayoade plays Aaron, an IT geek, who moves to the big city and is manipulated into male prostitution by Ratzooo Rizzooo (who watches for her own pervy pleasure).
"I was in Next the other day, and they had a massive pile of entangled sale sunglasses in the middle of the shop. It was just like Auschwitz" - zooo, BSG Forums. Graham Bandage's Lovely World - nothing like Auschwitz
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May 17, 2008, 9:12 PM BST
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May 17, 2008, 9:38 PM BST
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Cripes!
Aaron
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(Half man, half Internet, half TV.)
(Loyal follower of The Magical Aura of Laura.)
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Graham Bandage
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May 17, 2008, 9:43 PM BST
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My solicitors have informed me I should make it clear that my last post does not refer to the Aaron and zooo who regularly contribute to this site, but a completely different fictitious Aaron and zooo who completely do not exist anywhere except in my own twisted and diseased imagination.
I am happy to make that clear.
"I was in Next the other day, and they had a massive pile of entangled sale sunglasses in the middle of the shop. It was just like Auschwitz" - zooo, BSG Forums. Graham Bandage's Lovely World - nothing like Auschwitz
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