Quote: Nigel Kelly @ May 12 2008, 9:44 PM BST

Bodmin
Big Cornish cat works in a law firm and uses a photocopier.

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Topical!
 

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Aaron
BSG Forums & DVDs Editor
Half man, half Internet, half TV.
(Loyal follower of The Magical Aura of Laura.)

 

Cheesey does it

Adventures of the staff of Liverpool Street International Cheese Centre.
Including Red Leicster the socialist cheese monger, and Ripe Bree from Desperate Housewives.
 

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The ASDA of satire.

I hate purity, I hate goodness!I don't want any virtue to exist anywhere. I want everyone to be corrupt to the bones.

But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.

1984
 

Theme tune "Curds don't come easy" by F.R.David.
 

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"'Reality,' sa molesworth 2, 'is so unspeakably sordid it make me shudder.'"

 

Cheezy lover by Phil Collins?

Camember living with out you?
 

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The ASDA of satire.

I hate purity, I hate goodness!I don't want any virtue to exist anywhere. I want everyone to be corrupt to the bones.

But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.

1984
 

Snot of the Antarctic

Brave bogey faces the World's last true wilderness.
 

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The ASDA of satire.

I hate purity, I hate goodness!I don't want any virtue to exist anywhere. I want everyone to be corrupt to the bones.

But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.

1984
 

Columbus

A group of sailors dress in dirty macs and see if they can impress the local American Indians.

'Seamen everywhere' Hello Sailor Weekly.
 

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Genius.
 

Ker-mum-bo

Avid Merrion's mum solves crimes in a dirty mac. This week, the case of the crap pun!
 

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The ASDA of satire.

I hate purity, I hate goodness!I don't want any virtue to exist anywhere. I want everyone to be corrupt to the bones.

But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.

1984
 

Kerr-Bum-Bo

Avid Merrion's bottom, and famous historian foil murders.

This week the case of the really crap pun.
 

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The ASDA of satire.

I hate purity, I hate goodness!I don't want any virtue to exist anywhere. I want everyone to be corrupt to the bones.

But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.

1984
 

You can call me ill

A nuisance hypochondriac annoys the nurses at a local health centre.
 

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January 23rd 2009
 

You can call me Phal

Art Garfunkells controversial tour, with a chicken based curry.



Battlestar Phal-actica

The curry going onto have a succesful career in moody scifi show.



Wish you were queer.

Judith Chalmers comes out as a lesbian, and pursues hetrosexual women on holiday.


Jonathon's Toss on a Friday

To prove the BBC will pay him 7 figures for anything, Jonathon Ross has a tommy tank on live TV.

Unfortunately does it the same evening he's interviewing those weid looking women from Sex and the City, and can't get wood.
 

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The ASDA of satire.

I hate purity, I hate goodness!I don't want any virtue to exist anywhere. I want everyone to be corrupt to the bones.

But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.

1984
 

Three men sit and watch paint dry. No, wait, thats not a sit/com
 

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Die zauberhafte Aura von Laura!
 

The Jonathon King and I

Jonathon King stars as an austere monarch, with kids he's got to learn to play with. He sacks the nanny pretty early on.


People like Huss

Quirky comedy documentary, about the need for people to eat more Huss.



The real Huss-stall

Cheeky documentary, about con men. This week they convince people to buy huss, the sustainable, densley fleshed cod alternative. From a stall.
 

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The ASDA of satire.

I hate purity, I hate goodness!I don't want any virtue to exist anywhere. I want everyone to be corrupt to the bones.

But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.

1984
 

Seven Brides for Seven Mothers.

All out lesbian MILF fest starring Barbara Windsor and Una Stubs as bull lesbians in an hilarious lip licking finger fucking frenzy of vagina's and vulva's.

'Quite tame' San Fransisco Lesbian Weekly.
 

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Genius.
 

7 brides for 7 mother fuckers

Snoop Dogs first stab at a musical.
 

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The ASDA of satire.

I hate purity, I hate goodness!I don't want any virtue to exist anywhere. I want everyone to be corrupt to the bones.

But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.

1984
 

Quote: roscoff @ May 13 2008, 10:23 PM BST

vagina's and vulva's.

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Aaron
BSG Forums & DVDs Editor
Half man, half Internet, half TV.
(Loyal follower of The Magical Aura of Laura.)