Fungus the Pogey Man

Big disugsting creature joins the Pogues, and so does Fungus.



Scat man

Unhygenic superhero, who dress's up as a giant jobby to avenge his parents murder.
 

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The ASDA of satire.
"Thoughtcrime was not a thing that could be concealed forever. You might dodge successfully for a while, even for years, but sooner or later they were bound to get you." Which is exactly what happened to Winston Smith. His rebellion was not one that was foolish and too outspoken. He silently tried to defeat the Party for his personal happiness, and in the end it cost him everything he had fought for, and his love for Julia. He had learned to love Big Brother, which was his ultimate fear when trying to live a life of individuality. The Party had defeated him.

1984
 

Spendthrift
Jimmy Nail acts as a frugal detective, unwilling to splash the cash on expenses. Marvel at how he uses cutting-edge equipment such as a glass on a wall for surveillance purposes and the 'magic' elastic bands that allow his shoes to stay upon his feet.
 

Oh read der' sign pet

Patronising Geordies point out signs to women in a superior manner.


Oh leave der' wine pet

Patronising Geordies encourage women to drink less


Onedin line Pet

Bossy Geordies insist their wives let them watch 70s boating soap, that was popular in Albania.
 

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The ASDA of satire.
"Thoughtcrime was not a thing that could be concealed forever. You might dodge successfully for a while, even for years, but sooner or later they were bound to get you." Which is exactly what happened to Winston Smith. His rebellion was not one that was foolish and too outspoken. He silently tried to defeat the Party for his personal happiness, and in the end it cost him everything he had fought for, and his love for Julia. He had learned to love Big Brother, which was his ultimate fear when trying to live a life of individuality. The Party had defeated him.

1984
 

Auf Wiedersehen Bet
Elizabeth Fritzl biopic.
 

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"'Reality,' sa molesworth 2, 'is so unspeakably sordid it make me shudder.'"

 

Alf's Bidet's The Sandpit
Alf Garnett gets confused with the (w)hole concept of bum-washing with the damn new European gadget and ends up rubbing his bum raw after it was attached to the wrong pipe.
 

Ooh nasty.


Fritzell be alright on the night.


Hilarious prank based show, about men with big dubious basements.
 

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The ASDA of satire.
"Thoughtcrime was not a thing that could be concealed forever. You might dodge successfully for a while, even for years, but sooner or later they were bound to get you." Which is exactly what happened to Winston Smith. His rebellion was not one that was foolish and too outspoken. He silently tried to defeat the Party for his personal happiness, and in the end it cost him everything he had fought for, and his love for Julia. He had learned to love Big Brother, which was his ultimate fear when trying to live a life of individuality. The Party had defeated him.

1984
 

Not-So-Super Gran
Rosemarie Fritzl biopic.
 

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"'Reality,' sa molesworth 2, 'is so unspeakably sordid it make me shudder.'"

 

Alf's Weed The Seine, Pet
A urinary infection on holiday in Paris results in Alf Garnett not being able to stop peeing, until he fills the entire river with his own water.

Stupor-Gran
Sitcom about the demise of the Scottish superhero, and her descent into alcoholism.
 

Ignore Thy Neighbour

Sleepless nights aplenty as gutless Austrians turn up their stereos to drown out the mysterious screaming from next door.
 

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"'Reality,' sa molesworth 2, 'is so unspeakably sordid it make me shudder.'"

 

Knight Fever

Medieval version of Casualty starring the Black Knight from Holy Grail. He was legless when brought in but he's pretty 'armless now!
 

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WTF?

 

Keep It In The Family
No surprises with this one either.
 

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"'Reality,' sa molesworth 2, 'is so unspeakably sordid it make me shudder.'"

 

Tom and Jerry Seinfeld

Tom Cruise chases Jerry Seinfeld around his kitchen, he's after his mouse hole.



The Pun and Only

Teams of desperate punners try and compete to come up with the lamest puns. No one cares. Even John Barrowman can't be bothered to turn up.


Well this is on a role, is any one getting any work done?


Wife swop with Hans Fritzell and Fred West.

Both wives have a very dull time, NOTHING HAPPENS, their husbands seemed to enjoy themselves



Michael Barrymoore my kind of people.

Michael Barrymoore tlanet show from pool full of young men, who didn't die in suspicious circumstances.
 

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The ASDA of satire.
"Thoughtcrime was not a thing that could be concealed forever. You might dodge successfully for a while, even for years, but sooner or later they were bound to get you." Which is exactly what happened to Winston Smith. His rebellion was not one that was foolish and too outspoken. He silently tried to defeat the Party for his personal happiness, and in the end it cost him everything he had fought for, and his love for Julia. He had learned to love Big Brother, which was his ultimate fear when trying to live a life of individuality. The Party had defeated him.

1984
 

Bodmin
Big Cornish cat works in a law firm and uses a photocopier.
 

Sex and the Kitty

It's just full of pussy really.
 

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Genius.
 

Malcolm in the piddle.

Incontinent boy genius larks.



News at Gentle Ben

New ITV niche news slot entirely for gay grizzly bear.
 

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The ASDA of satire.
"Thoughtcrime was not a thing that could be concealed forever. You might dodge successfully for a while, even for years, but sooner or later they were bound to get you." Which is exactly what happened to Winston Smith. His rebellion was not one that was foolish and too outspoken. He silently tried to defeat the Party for his personal happiness, and in the end it cost him everything he had fought for, and his love for Julia. He had learned to love Big Brother, which was his ultimate fear when trying to live a life of individuality. The Party had defeated him.

1984