Quote: sootyj @ May 12 2008, 11:17 AM BST

Yeh but that's a direct name copy

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No it's not. Mine had an exclamation mark.
 

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Aaron
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Hmm that confirms plan to change my name to Johnnsy Vegan, and attack women for money.

Reckon should get me a pilot on BBC3 gotta be better than Scallywagga.


Boon-lighting

Bruce Willis and dead alcoholic Michael Elphic, run an improbable detective-courier delivery,musical-comedy agency.

Features Cybil Shepherd looking very nice.



Hess this house.

Jolly 1970s comedy with convicted Nazi war criminal Herman Hess.
 

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The ASDA of satire.
"Thoughtcrime was not a thing that could be concealed forever. You might dodge successfully for a while, even for years, but sooner or later they were bound to get you."� Which is exactly what happened to Winston Smith. His rebellion was not one that was foolish and too outspoken. He silently tried to defeat the Party for his personal happiness, and in the end it cost him everything he had fought for, and his love for Julia. He had learned to love Big Brother, which was his ultimate fear when trying to live a life of individuality. The Party had defeated him.

1984
 

I like the latter!
 

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Aaron
BSG Forums & DVDs Editor
(Half man, half Internet, half TV.)
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Aah Nazi Puns


Hitler be all right on the night.

Dennis Norden's replacement not a success.



Anne Frank-enstein.

Frankenstein's latest creation, is not a success. The diary makes a bit though?


Getting it on, on the buses

Unsuccesful gay version of popular sitcom, to cash in on Village City People.

"I'll date you Butler!"
 

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The ASDA of satire.
"Thoughtcrime was not a thing that could be concealed forever. You might dodge successfully for a while, even for years, but sooner or later they were bound to get you."� Which is exactly what happened to Winston Smith. His rebellion was not one that was foolish and too outspoken. He silently tried to defeat the Party for his personal happiness, and in the end it cost him everything he had fought for, and his love for Julia. He had learned to love Big Brother, which was his ultimate fear when trying to live a life of individuality. The Party had defeated him.

1984
 

Top of the Camps

Weekly adventures as each concentration camp tries to out-do the others in order to gas the most non-Arians, and be crowned 'Top of the Camps'.

'Controversial' - The Times
'Magnificent exploration of Nazi policies' - Guardian Online
'Confusing' - The Sun
 

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Aaron
BSG Forums & DVDs Editor
(Half man, half Internet, half TV.)
(Loyal follower of The Magical Aura of Laura.)

 

It's a cock out

Minor celebrities flash the audience.



It's a royal cock out.

The Queen reveals something very surprising.
 

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The ASDA of satire.
"Thoughtcrime was not a thing that could be concealed forever. You might dodge successfully for a while, even for years, but sooner or later they were bound to get you."� Which is exactly what happened to Winston Smith. His rebellion was not one that was foolish and too outspoken. He silently tried to defeat the Party for his personal happiness, and in the end it cost him everything he had fought for, and his love for Julia. He had learned to love Big Brother, which was his ultimate fear when trying to live a life of individuality. The Party had defeated him.

1984
 

Not the Nine O'Clock News

News at Ten with Trevor MacDonald
 

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WTF?

 

Top Spear

3 Middle aged Massai warriors discuss the benefits of different spears. Then test them with hilarious stunts. This week the Stig stabs a wildboar with a 12 foot Ferrari.


Togs Borstal

Terry Wogan puts his more badly behaved middle aged listeners, through a tough weeks training.
 

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The ASDA of satire.
"Thoughtcrime was not a thing that could be concealed forever. You might dodge successfully for a while, even for years, but sooner or later they were bound to get you."� Which is exactly what happened to Winston Smith. His rebellion was not one that was foolish and too outspoken. He silently tried to defeat the Party for his personal happiness, and in the end it cost him everything he had fought for, and his love for Julia. He had learned to love Big Brother, which was his ultimate fear when trying to live a life of individuality. The Party had defeated him.

1984
 

Quote: Tuumble @ May 12 2008, 1:28 PM BST

Not the Nine O'Clock News

News at Ten with Trevor MacDonald

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Aaron
BSG Forums & DVDs Editor
(Half man, half Internet, half TV.)
(Loyal follower of The Magical Aura of Laura.)

 

Dead


Carla Lane's new sitcom set in a graveyard, full of cheeky, chirpy, and very dead Scousers. As they lie their rotting in silence, Carla final comes up with dialogue that is neither patronising or banal cos they're is none.
 

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The ASDA of satire.
"Thoughtcrime was not a thing that could be concealed forever. You might dodge successfully for a while, even for years, but sooner or later they were bound to get you."� Which is exactly what happened to Winston Smith. His rebellion was not one that was foolish and too outspoken. He silently tried to defeat the Party for his personal happiness, and in the end it cost him everything he had fought for, and his love for Julia. He had learned to love Big Brother, which was his ultimate fear when trying to live a life of individuality. The Party had defeated him.

1984
 

The Mike Yarwood Show

A bad impression of celebrity impressionism.

He was terrible wasn't he? It amazes me that I liked it so much at the time.
 

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WTF?

 

That's not really a mock comedic format, but yes it's true


The Mike Yaaarrrr would show.

Mike as a pirate that bullys people into doing things.
 

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The ASDA of satire.
"Thoughtcrime was not a thing that could be concealed forever. You might dodge successfully for a while, even for years, but sooner or later they were bound to get you."� Which is exactly what happened to Winston Smith. His rebellion was not one that was foolish and too outspoken. He silently tried to defeat the Party for his personal happiness, and in the end it cost him everything he had fought for, and his love for Julia. He had learned to love Big Brother, which was his ultimate fear when trying to live a life of individuality. The Party had defeated him.

1984
 

Quote: Tuumble @ May 12 2008, 1:39 PM BST

The Mike Yarwood Show

A bad impression of celebrity impressionism.

He was terrible wasn't he? It amazes me that I liked it so much at the time.

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The Mike Yaaaaarwood Show.
Mine has extra 'a's thus making it different.
 

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-Cuuurt


 

And a copy of mine!

What happened to your fab avatar?



Skids in the hall.


Hilarious skits from Canada's most anally loose comics.
 

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The ASDA of satire.
"Thoughtcrime was not a thing that could be concealed forever. You might dodge successfully for a while, even for years, but sooner or later they were bound to get you."� Which is exactly what happened to Winston Smith. His rebellion was not one that was foolish and too outspoken. He silently tried to defeat the Party for his personal happiness, and in the end it cost him everything he had fought for, and his love for Julia. He had learned to love Big Brother, which was his ultimate fear when trying to live a life of individuality. The Party had defeated him.

1984
 

You drove the Captain Canuck out of me! You were my fiber of patriotism!
 

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-Cuuurt