The Royal Family

Show about an ordinairy fmaily, of parasitic wasters, on benefits. Except for some inexplicable reason they get millions. This week Harry gets cuaght claiming the dole in the UK, and working in Afghnaistan at the same time.


Come winehouse with me

Dreary reality tv showm, about hateful people judging each others dinner parties. Except Ami Winehouse is always a guest, and always attacks some one.
 

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The ASDA of satire.
"Thoughtcrime was not a thing that could be concealed forever. You might dodge successfully for a while, even for years, but sooner or later they were bound to get you."� Which is exactly what happened to Winston Smith. His rebellion was not one that was foolish and too outspoken. He silently tried to defeat the Party for his personal happiness, and in the end it cost him everything he had fought for, and his love for Julia. He had learned to love Big Brother, which was his ultimate fear when trying to live a life of individuality. The Party had defeated him.

1984
 

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Everybody Hates Syph.

A side splitting comedy set in an STD clinic where we follow the hilarious antics of our in-patients as their bits slowly drop off.

'Not as funny as it seems' Lothario Monthly

'Wouldn't know anything about it' Journalists weekly

'Inciteful and true to life' Prostitutes Annual Check-up Magazine

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Surely that should be 'backside-splitting'?


Derive
A grumpy old mathematician, a mathematician stuck in the 1800s and a cool mathematician with whitened teeth and too much hair gel take out the latest equations for test drives, seeing how the perform on the track and take on ridiculous challenges like integrating to one of the poles and pretending to like education as they differentiate across red-neck America.

'The sum of its parts' -- AA Gill
'Pretends to be three-dimensional but really two-dimensional when you look at it closely. Like Green's Theorem.' -- Adam Hart-Davies


Top Greer
Germaine Greer takes feminism a level too far and starts to make women like powerful cars, the last refuge of Neanderthal man. Men are declared irrelevant and banned from civilised society, forced to live out their increasingly pointless lives hiding in the sheds of the world amongst the plant pots. Jeremy Clarkson declares her an 'interferring Antipodean old heifer' and is crushed by the uprising of burning bras.

'Never has a programme changed the world so much' -- Lorraine Kelly
'They will never take our *FREEEEEDOM*! Ow! OW! Stop *hitting* me!' -- Boris Johnson

Dan
 

The Red Planet

Show for ardent conservatives. David Attenborough looks at socialism in the animal kingdom. This week gorillas or guerillas?
 

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The ASDA of satire.
"Thoughtcrime was not a thing that could be concealed forever. You might dodge successfully for a while, even for years, but sooner or later they were bound to get you."� Which is exactly what happened to Winston Smith. His rebellion was not one that was foolish and too outspoken. He silently tried to defeat the Party for his personal happiness, and in the end it cost him everything he had fought for, and his love for Julia. He had learned to love Big Brother, which was his ultimate fear when trying to live a life of individuality. The Party had defeated him.

1984
 

Poop Show

... You know, thinking about it, maybe I'll let Sooty do this one.
 

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"'Reality,' sa molesworth 2, 'is so unspeakably sordid it make me shudder.'"

 

 

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My excrement and I thank you.
 

Scoop Show
Follow up to Poop Show
 

 

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"'Reality,' sa molesworth 2, 'is so unspeakably sordid it make me shudder.'"

 

Beast Benders
Ricky Gervais takes his homosexual animals material and extends it into a comedy-drama that most people don't get. Complaints of him 'just playing the same guy' reach critical mass as he plays a gay lion who owns a pub. Series moved from BBC One primetime to BBC late night after the ground-breaking first ever gay dolphin literal head-fuck ever shown on television. Voiceovered by David Attenborough.

Parky's
Michael Parkinson rounds up the remaining Last of the Summer Wine cast members into a gang at the old people's home they now share, and they resolve to have 'one last shag' before they die. Toilet humour and old person nudity suffice, including a scene where Colonel Peacock looks into the girls' showers and is shocked by the sight of Nora Batty, Penelope Keith and Honor Blackman sudding themselves.

American Piles
After the resurgence of English fret-boy humour, blatant attempt to cash-in by casting Cleggy as a man trying to regain his virginity. Peaks in the scene where he is caught by his son sticking his no-longer-operative penis into a Stannah stairlift in the hallway. Patricia Routledge cameos as an spinster who regularly visits Bland Camp and then shocks us all at the end by mentioning that whilst she was there, she once stuck a tuba up her fanny. Low-brow comedy with Eugene Levy.

Dan
 

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Come winehouse with me

Dreary reality tv showm, about hateful people judging each others dinner parties. Except Ami Winehouse is always a guest, and always attacks some one.

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This actually sound like the funniest sketch i;ve seen in this website
 

Stoolseye

Jim Bowen hosts. Gillian McKeith, suspended from the ceiling, is fed copious amounts of food and laxatives and contestants have to hit her stool with a dart before it hits the ground.

Hear Jim wisecrack with 'BFH (big fat hemmorhoid)' and his all time classic 'Keep out of the crack and into the brown, you get nothing in this game for acting the clown'.

Prizes include a bendy stooly and a wankard (which enables you to drink out of whilst simultaneously masturbating).
 

Oliver Twist

BSG Forum member forced to do sixties novelty dance until he begs for mercy. (Post-watershed: contains swears)
 

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Bandage has updated his blog after TWO weeks. Hang out the bunting, everyone.
 

Quote: Nigel Kelly @ May 9 2008, 12:17 PM BST

Stoolseye

Jim Bowen hosts. Gillian McKeith, suspended from the ceiling, is fed copious amounts of food and laxatives and contestants have to hit her stool with a dart before it hits the ground.

Hear Jim wisecrack with 'BFH (big fat hemmorhoid)' and his all time classic 'Keep out of the crack and into the brown, you get nothing in this game for acting the clown'.

Prizes include a bendy stooly and a wankard (which enables you to drink out of whilst simultaneously masturbating).

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I'd watch it...but only from behind the sofa with my eyes shut.
 

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WTF?

 

Quote: Graham Bandage @ May 9 2008, 12:18 PM BST

Oliver Twist

BSG Forum member forced to do sixties novelty dance until he begs for mercy. (Post-watershed: contains swears)

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Graham's gay day out!

Graham takes his office staff on different work outings resulting in hilarious results! Unfortunately they hate him and draw cocks on his jacket all day long
 

Poo Sticks

Winnie the Pooh TV show merchandising game where you shit one side of a bridge and see which steaming turd comes out the other side first. Extra points earned if it splats on wildlife with double bonuses if they are an endangered species.
 

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WTF?

 

Quote: Oliver @ May 9 2008, 12:27 PM BST

Graham's gay day out!

Graham takes his office staff on different work outings resulting in hilarious results! Unfortunately they hate him and draw cocks on his jacket all day long

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Blimey, apart from the gay thing, and that having staff thing, that's quite scarily accurate.

Mum, is that you?
 

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Bandage has updated his blog after TWO weeks. Hang out the bunting, everyone.