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sootyj

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April 30, 2008, 2:46 PM BST Edited by sootyj on April 30 2008, 2:47 PM BST
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Lovely and complex
Bridge Ends
6 Trendy Welsh singles, hang out with each other, and only each other in a slightly creepy way. Then they all hang themselves, after eating that bloody monkey first.
The ASDA of satire.
AKA Da Pun-da-mentalist
AKA 3rd Chuckle Brother
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roscoff

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April 30, 2008, 3:08 PM BST
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Murder She Wrought
Lively comedy drama about a female ironsmith and her penchant for bashing her customers heads in with a metal bar.
'Metalrrific' Blacksmith's Weekly
I do not enforce Leevil's roasts.
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Tuumble

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April 30, 2008, 3:14 PM BST
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Police, Camera, Acton!
Fly-on-the-wall documentary about a Police concert in west London.
WTF?
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Aaron

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April 30, 2008, 4:42 PM BST
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Aaron BSG Forums & DVDs Editor
(Half man, half Internet, half TV.) (Loyal follower of The Magical Aura of Laura.)

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sootyj

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April 30, 2008, 6:12 PM BST
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Murder she goat.
A drama about a ewe that get's murdered. Writen by an author to lazy to look up the word for a female goat in the dictionary.
The ASDA of satire.
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April 30, 2008, 6:55 PM BST
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Quote: roscoff @ April 30 2008, 3:08 PM BST
Murder She Wrought
Lively comedy drama about a female ironsmith and her penchant for bashing her customers heads in with a metal bar.
'Metalrrific' Blacksmith's Weekly
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Good one. Nice word 'wrought'.
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Griff

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May 4, 2008, 6:34 PM BST
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Waiting for Gordo
Ken Livingston and Lee Jasper star as two men with nothing to do, as they wait eternally for their friend Gordon to join them at the unemployment exchange.
Music by "Yodelling" Frank Field.
"More Margaret Beckett than Samuel Beckett" - The Stage.
"'Reality,' sa molesworth 2, 'is so unspeakably sordid it make me shudder.'"
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sootyj

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May 4, 2008, 6:41 PM BST
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Ken's Living-tones.
Ex mayor runs a clinic to colour people's hair.
Gordon's Brown Sauce.
Gordon Brown tasty condiment, wasn't quite like any one else's. It was made up of ground up old Thatcherite policies.
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Aaron

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May 4, 2008, 7:22 PM BST
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Quote: Griff @ May 4 2008, 6:34 PM BST
Waiting for Gordo
Ken Livingston and Lee Jasper star as two men with nothing to do, as they wait eternally for their friend Gordon to join them at the unemployment exchange.
Music by "Yodelling" Frank Field.
"More Margaret Beckett than Samuel Beckett" - The Stage.
View original
Aaron BSG Forums & DVDs Editor
(Half man, half Internet, half TV.) (Loyal follower of The Magical Aura of Laura.)

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Tuumble

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May 5, 2008, 12:38 AM BST
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Mash of the Day
Highlights from today's potato dish action.
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sootyj

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May 5, 2008, 3:34 PM BST
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Christ on a bike.
Religious chase comedy, can Jesus spread peace love and understnading from his BMX? Before Judas, a Pharisee, and a couple of Roman Centurions on tandems, catch up and crucify him again?
The ASDA of satire.
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roscoff

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May 5, 2008, 7:42 PM BST
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May have been done????
Some Motherfuckers Do 'Av 'Em.
Set in picturesque Austria. Side splitting hilarity ensues in an incest ridden family and 'Mum's' definitly the word as her off spring fight to be the first to get mum up the duff.
'Not really unusual' Austria Today
'Everyday story of everyday people' Vienna Times
I do not enforce Leevil's roasts.
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swerytd
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May 8, 2008, 4:01 PM BST
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Nick & Margaret'd Do Anything
Nick and Margaret get their own Apprentice spin-off show, following arrogant people around with a film crew and passing smug judgement as said people get up to mischief. Margaret gets all the best one-liners whilst Nick corners the market in facial expressions. Subtly entertaining.
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May 9, 2008, 9:45 AM BST Edited by swerytd on May 9 2008, 9:46 AM BST
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Who Do You Think You'd Do
Family history going forwards programme, where famous celebrities decide upon another celebrity to mate with and research into their future lines to see what happens until the end of time. Fear, laughter and tears every after as Jade Goody and Robbie Williams' chav lines returns the human race to the single-celled organisms we came from in the first place.
'Gripping like a margarine-covered ice mirror' -- Kathryn Flett
Dan
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roscoff

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May 9, 2008, 10:05 AM BST
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Everybody Hates Syph.
A side splitting comedy set in an STD clinic where we follow the hilarious antics of our in-patients as their bits slowly drop off.
'Not as funny as it seems' Lothario Monthly
'Wouldn't know anything about it' Journalists weekly
'Inciteful and true to life' Prostitutes Annual Check-up Magazine
I do not enforce Leevil's roasts.
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