Comedy Genius
Madcap comedy caper starring a man only known as 'Tuumble' ("No, double-yew, not double-yew!") whose reviews only serve to spur him on to the higher echelons of comedy. Convinced of his own genius, he eventually forgoes mere mortal comedy execs and takes them straight to the top -- Mr God! With Billy Crystal as God and John Barrowman as a sailor. Stifled.

Dan
 

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Comedy Genius
Madcap comedy caper starring a man only known as 'Tuumble' ("No, double-yew, not double-yew!") whose reviews only serve to spur him on to the higher echelons of comedy. Convinced of his own genius, he eventually forgoes mere mortal comedy execs and takes them straight to the top -- Mr God! With Billy Crystal as God and John Barrowman as a sailor. Stifled.

Dan

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This is't a scripted comedy - it's a reality show. Welcome to my life!
 

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I'm Aaron and I wear a G-String

 

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This is't a scripted comedy - it's a reality show. Welcome to my life!

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I did wonder where Barrowman was kept during the week...

Dan
 

Journey to the Centre of the Dirth
Story of Micheal Jacob's 'Comedy College' and narrowing down of the useless comedy attempts from 'far more than expected' to 'just a few'. In particular we focus on one big piece of shit from some bloke who thinks he can write funny film/sitcom synopses but everyone is too polite to tell him he sucks. The best resolution for this is silence, as there is no better cure for a useless comedy-writer than complete silence. Silent nothingness is the feedback they all crave. Sarcasticly uplifting. At least until the bit with the acid bath and the melon.

'Dire' -- AA Gill
'Where the fuck is your spare tyre?' -- Gill, AA

Dan
 

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Just part of site rules... and Aaron will come on you...

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Is this just Aaron or can anyone join in?
 

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Genius.
 

Roscoff! Behave!

And only one special bear is allowed to come on me...
 

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Fuck it, it's Christmas.

"Every joke is a tiny revolution," thought George Orwell. "Whatever destroys dignity, and brings down the mighty from their seats, preferably with a bump, is funny."
 

It'd better not be Pooh. Did I really say that?
 

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Genius.
 

You really did! Bleurgh
 

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Fuck it, it's Christmas.

"Every joke is a tiny revolution," thought George Orwell. "Whatever destroys dignity, and brings down the mighty from their seats, preferably with a bump, is funny."
 

Yeh. Bleurgh. Spanks himself hard
 

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Genius.
 

Holby shoe

Tension, romance, and bewildered looking ex soap actors, in drama series on Holby's last cobblers.

Air Wolfe

Wild haired 80s TV science Boffin fights injustice, in great big chopper with guns.

Thatch of the gay.

Dreary football pundits on a Saturday afternoon compare exPM with famous gay blokes. In a frankly unlikely fantasy football league.
 

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The ASDA of satire.
"Thoughtcrime was not a thing that could be concealed forever. You might dodge successfully for a while, even for years, but sooner or later they were bound to get you." Which is exactly what happened to Winston Smith. His rebellion was not one that was foolish and too outspoken. He silently tried to defeat the Party for his personal happiness, and in the end it cost him everything he had fought for, and his love for Julia. He had learned to love Big Brother, which was his ultimate fear when trying to live a life of individuality. The Party had defeated him.

1984
 

Quote: sootyj @ April 24 2008, 9:46 PM BST

Air Wolfe

Wild haired 80s TV science Boffin fights injustice, in great big chopper with guns.

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There will be very few on this site who will know about the Wolfe of who you speak. I can't remember the name of the programme though. He was bald with sticky out hair and German I think. Was it Heinz Wolfe?
 

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Genius.
 

Heinz Wolfe indeedy

Clegg in the bed

Which political commentator can guess how women Clegg has shagged this week. Bonus round on how many times he got turned down and had a wank instead.

You're going Brown.

Hated unsmiling Labour PM offers kinky sex acts to his own party to not vote against the unified income tax band.
 

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The ASDA of satire.
"Thoughtcrime was not a thing that could be concealed forever. You might dodge successfully for a while, even for years, but sooner or later they were bound to get you." Which is exactly what happened to Winston Smith. His rebellion was not one that was foolish and too outspoken. He silently tried to defeat the Party for his personal happiness, and in the end it cost him everything he had fought for, and his love for Julia. He had learned to love Big Brother, which was his ultimate fear when trying to live a life of individuality. The Party had defeated him.

1984
 

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Clegg in the bed

Which political commentator can guess how women Clegg has shagged this week. Bonus round on how many times he got turned down and had a wank instead.

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LOL.
 

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Aaron
BSG Forums & DVDs Editor
(Half man, half Internet, half TV.)
(Loyal follower of The Magical Aura of Laura.)

 

Air Wolf

An ancient ex-gladiator is suspended by his testicles whilst trying to grab over-sized cue tips with which to batter his large pack.
 

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Genius.
 

Blue Chunder,

Daring helicopter cop, with motion sickness pukes justice all over LA.
Probably has a partner whose a porn star, or a dolphin for the blue bit.


The Beeny

Property program from the 70s, where Sarah Beeny roughs up, and fits up unenthusiastic property buyer. It's got a big garden you slag!
 

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The ASDA of satire.
"Thoughtcrime was not a thing that could be concealed forever. You might dodge successfully for a while, even for years, but sooner or later they were bound to get you." Which is exactly what happened to Winston Smith. His rebellion was not one that was foolish and too outspoken. He silently tried to defeat the Party for his personal happiness, and in the end it cost him everything he had fought for, and his love for Julia. He had learned to love Big Brother, which was his ultimate fear when trying to live a life of individuality. The Party had defeated him.

1984