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sootyj

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April 22, 2008, 8:34 PM BST
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http://www.playgroundlaw.com/cgi-bin/browse.pl
I suspect you'll like this site.
The ASDA of satire.
I hate purity, I hate goodness!I don't want any virtue to exist anywhere. I want everyone to be corrupt to the bones.
But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.
1984
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sootyj

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April 22, 2008, 9:14 PM BST
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Every One Degloves Raymond
Actually quite a good idea for a show.
The ASDA of satire.
I hate purity, I hate goodness!I don't want any virtue to exist anywhere. I want everyone to be corrupt to the bones.
But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.
1984
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swerytd
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April 23, 2008, 2:50 PM BST
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Logistics & Solutions
Two lazy fuckers start a company dealing in two of the vaguest service concepts ever. They pick and choose what work to do on a whim, using excuse after excuse to prove/disprove what either of the two of them are. Interesting exercise in management development with little laughs.
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April 23, 2008, 2:53 PM BST
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The Young Juans
Tedious tale of Spanish students and Cliff Richard.
January 23rd 2009
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swerytd
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April 23, 2008, 2:59 PM BST Edited by swerytd on April 23 2008, 2:59 PM BST
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Stan And The Liver
Sitcom set in a butcher's owned by Stan, with a supporting cast including 19-year-old bacon slicing slapper Angie, Des the slimy delivery boy, Stan's nephew who has a job only out of pity, who wants to 'pork' Angie, and Tumour, the dog, who likes sausages.
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Aaron

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April 23, 2008, 3:02 PM BST
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I'd watch it.
Aaron BSG Forums & DVDs Editor
Half man, half Internet, half TV. (Loyal follower of The Magical Aura of Laura.)

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swerytd
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April 23, 2008, 3:13 PM BST
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Sinbad & The Sailors
After getting booted off Coronation Street (or whatever second-rate TV he is on now) the bloke who played 'Sinbad' in Brookside trawls the gutters of TV for work with literally no success. He is then approached (from behind) by a producer from 'Gay!Gay!Gay! Productions' and he is financially forced to perform in a new show written specially for him. With John Barrowman as the sailors.
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Aaron

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April 23, 2008, 3:15 PM BST
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Rofl.
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swerytd
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April 23, 2008, 3:27 PM BST Edited by swerytd on April 23 2008, 3:28 PM BST
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C.H.E.E.S.E On Toast!
After a further failure with Joey's diner, Mr Tribbiani is approached from the afterlife by his old agent Estelle to reunite with an old co-star. Excited by the prospect of hooking up again with the chick and duck in his own creation, the zoo-keeping masterpiece Joey, A Chick AND A DUCK!, his finds himself a little disappointed to find that C.H.E.E.S.E, the robot, has not only been rebuilt, but has also since won several Grammys since they worked together. Having won these only gave C.H.E.E.S.E the big ego and now he refuses to work each day until Joey, reprising his role as 'Mac', 'toasts' him and refers to him as 'B.O.S.S.'. It's a new low for Joey and he attempts to get out of the series by auditioning as a sailor in a hot new sitcom on British television.
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The Cool Mikado

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April 23, 2008, 3:35 PM BST
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Last of the Sumo Whine
Retired Japanese wrestlers fanny about endlessly
"Don't point that gun at him, he's an unpaid intern."
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swerytd
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April 23, 2008, 3:43 PM BST
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The Last Summer Wino
With Cleggy the only one left of the original three bonkers OAPs, he turns to drinking and gets progressively worse as we end the series with him drinking sherry from a brown paper bag outside the Holmfirth Co-op. Even Colonel Peacock jumping in a bath and rolling down a hill doesn't bring him out of his depression. Tragic.
Dan
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April 23, 2008, 3:46 PM BST Edited by Curt on April 23 2008, 3:48 PM BST
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Quote: swerytd @ April 23 2008, 2:59 PM BST
Stan And The Liver
Sitcom set in a butcher's owned by Stan, with a supporting cast including 19-year-old bacon slicing slapper Angie, Des the slimy delivery boy, Stan's nephew who has a job only out of pity, who wants to 'pork' Angie, and Tumour, the dog, who likes sausages.
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Ooooo I would also watch that. It's sounds like Fry's (Futurama) life before he went into the future.
Moo Cow Don't Bother Me
-A barnyard full of animals who chit chat all day about what they might eat. Sharon the cow constantly offers them all milk...everyone hates Sharon.
All Glory to the Hypno-Toad
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April 23, 2008, 3:47 PM BST Edited by Nigel Kelly on April 23 2008, 3:52 PM BST
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Coast Is Clear
Scotch bloke travels the entire coastline of Britain letting off stink bombs at regular intervals.
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swerytd
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April 23, 2008, 3:53 PM BST
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Talk To The Hans
Superhans has the crazy idea to start his own radio talk-show, but in order to follow his dream, has to join a commerical variant of The Samaritans to keep it running. Hilariously, everyone he talks to, on or off air, tops themselves. Uplifting.
Dan
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Griff

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April 23, 2008, 3:54 PM BST
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Quote: swerytd @ April 23 2008, 3:53 PM BST
Talk To The Hans
Superhans has the crazy idea to start his own radio talk-show, but in order to follow his dream, has to join a commerical variant of The Samaritans to keep it running. Hilariously, everyone he talks to, on or off air, tops themselves. Uplifting.
Dan
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A good concept but I feel it lacks the John Barrowman factor to truly make it a success.
"'Reality,' sa molesworth 2, 'is so unspeakably sordid it make me shudder.'"
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