Quote: Nigel Kelly @ April 22 2008, 11:12 AM BST

Kill Bill Will
Occasional BSG poster has a price on his head as online mercenaries attempt his execution by sending him Poisonous Messages.

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Aaron
BSG Forums & DVDs Editor
(Half man, half Internet, half TV.)
(Loyal follower of The Magical Aura of Laura.)
And now single. Forever. Mmkay?

 

My Humps
A family struggles with two teenage kids and an un-neutered dog named Humps. The entire show is shot through a steady cam strapped to the horny but lovable Pug.
LA Times says : Humps grabs on and won't let go.
 

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-Curt


 

Godot Taxis Driver
Useless contemporary comedy finally drives 'Taxis over the edge and he goes out in his cab to track down the commissioning editors to seek vengeance. Featuring the sickest scene this century involving Andrew Newman and some innovative balloon modelling. "I'll ask you again: You lukin' at me???!"

Dan
 

Oh dear how did we degenerate into, admittedly witty insults.

Mohammed Al Fayed's Scooby Doo.

It was Prince Philip all along! Yes and I'd have gotten away with it if it wasn't for you damn deluded grocer!


Supergrass Finger Mouse.

Popular beat combo, with cheeky marijuana linked name. Get construction paper mouse sent down for armed robbery. Yoffee's going to kill them!


Captain Pug Squash.

Driven mad by being accused of rogering the cabin boy. The captain finally goes on a one man killing spree, stamping on every Pug he can find.
 

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The ASDA of satire.

I hate purity, I hate goodness!I don't want any virtue to exist anywhere. I want everyone to be corrupt to the bones.

But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.

1984
 

Quote: sootyj @ April 22 2008, 11:27 AM BST

Driven mad by being accused of rogering the cabin boy. The captain finally goes on a one man killing spree, stamping on every Pug he can find.

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Oh! The pug from my show wants to know if he can get a part in your pug show.
 

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-Curt


 

Quote: sootyj @ April 22 2008, 11:27 AM BST

Oh dear how did we degenerate into, admittedly witty insults.

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Indeed... can we please refrain from personal insults please!
 

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In a relationship - for now.

"Every joke is a tiny revolution," thought George Orwell. "Whatever destroys dignity, and brings down the mighty from their seats, preferably with a bump, is funny."
 

You don't like your pug? It would be a lesser creature compared to the mighty Patches

Starsky and Rabbit hutch

A cop who doesn't play the rules, has a new partner. It's a small wooden box, with a water bottle, that also doesn't play by the rules.

Very Dirty Harry

A cop with a 44 magnum, and an interest scat, brings justice to the streets, and embarrassment to his colleagues.
 

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The ASDA of satire.

I hate purity, I hate goodness!I don't want any virtue to exist anywhere. I want everyone to be corrupt to the bones.

But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.

1984
 

Is there someone on this forum named pug?

Quote: sootyj @ April 22 2008, 11:36 AM BST

You don't like your pug? It would be a lesser creature compared to the mighty Patches.

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Agreed!
 

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-Curt


 

Quote: sootyj @ April 22 2008, 11:36 AM BST

You don't like your pug? It would be a lesser creature compared to the mighty Patches

Starsky and Rabbit hutch

A cop who doesn't play the rules, has a new partner. It's a small wooden box, with a water bottle, that also doesn't play by the rules.

Very Dirty Harry

A cop with a 44 magnum, and an interest scat, brings justice to the streets, and embarrassment to his colleagues.

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Come on man, spaces!
 

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Aaron
BSG Forums & DVDs Editor
(Half man, half Internet, half TV.)
(Loyal follower of The Magical Aura of Laura.)
And now single. Forever. Mmkay?

 

Spaces High

Aaron finds somewhere to park his high-horse on the top floor at his local multi-story car park.
 

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Ist Aaron der Herr-Gott der ganzen Situationskomödie?

Nein.
 

My Homily
Alternate reality sitcom with Ben Harper taking centre-stage as a priest with a dwindling congregation: Susan Harpoon, a bitter spinster who never got to marry her great love -- the village priest; Michael -- boy genius who never gets anywhere because of catholic guilt and Nick, an idiot.

'Natty' -- The Sun
'Nasty' -- British Comedy Guide
 

No personal insults?

Fuck you gravity, you hamster sniffer.

Does that count as an impersonal insult?


The Becks files,

FBI agents Posh, and Dave investigate whether he ever was ever good at football, and why she looks like a Balisha Beacon with stuck on footballs.
 

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The ASDA of satire.

I hate purity, I hate goodness!I don't want any virtue to exist anywhere. I want everyone to be corrupt to the bones.

But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.

1984
 

Seinfled
Light-hearted comedy dissecting the reasons the creator of a really successful comedy would bail out just when shedloads of cash is being thrown at them by TV execs.
 

Take the Hiel Road

Nazis in kilts on an outbound holiday.
 

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Ist Aaron der Herr-Gott der ganzen Situationskomödie?

Nein.
 

The Harry Kill Show

Lovable Dr Harry Hill, and not so lovable Dr Harold Shipman kill little old ladies with Bafta winning humour.
 

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The ASDA of satire.

I hate purity, I hate goodness!I don't want any virtue to exist anywhere. I want everyone to be corrupt to the bones.

But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.

1984