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ian_w
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February 21, 2008, 8:22 PM GMT
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It's not a seaside resort
A forum for novelists, short story writers, poets, playwrights etc. Feel free to join in!
The Writers' Lodge
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Perry Nium
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February 21, 2008, 8:24 PM GMT
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"Schindler's Fist"
Comedy-Drama. Picks up the life of Oscar Schindler after the film ended and follows his descent into gay porn movies.
"Schindler's Pissed"
Comedy-Drama. Picks up the life of Oscar Schindler after the film ended and follows his descent into alcoholism.
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sootyj
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February 21, 2008, 8:25 PM GMT
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Tony Soprano meets up with Don Corleone they form a humerous folk combo, and always wear thick weave cotton, trousers and jackets, whislt on the run from the Feds.
Flight of the Don's chords.
I thank you
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Perry Nium
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February 21, 2008, 8:25 PM GMT
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"Schindler's Wrist"
Comedy-Drama. Picks up the life of Oscar Schindler after the film ended and follows his descent into habitual wanking.
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Tuumble
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February 21, 2008, 8:26 PM GMT
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"Schindler's Twist"
Horror, as his cock comes off in his hand.
WTF?
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Perry Nium
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February 21, 2008, 8:26 PM GMT
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"Schindler's Cyst"
Comedy-Drama. Picks up the life of Oscar Schindler after the film ended and follows his struggle with an anal carbuncle.
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sootyj
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February 21, 2008, 8:27 PM GMT
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Scindlers twist, can he pesuade the Nazi's to switch the final solution for a dance off?
Mine Kampf ground, Hitler just wants to set up a cheery holiday tent park, whilst Himmler insists on using it for genocide. Barbara Windsor loses her bra, but we don't see her tits.
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Tuumble
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February 21, 2008, 8:30 PM GMT
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"Schindler's Diss"
Oscar goes round dissrespectin' people.
WTF?
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Perry Nium
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February 21, 2008, 8:30 PM GMT
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"Schindler's List 2 - Electric Boogaloo" -
Hip Hop sequel with breakdancing.
(courtesy Kev Bishop)
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sootyj
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February 21, 2008, 8:31 PM GMT
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Power point Pierrepoint
Executioner Pierrepoint gives corporate training, after losing his job as an executioner. How ever he always ends up hanging some one in a hilarious but bizarre advert.
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Tuumble
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February 21, 2008, 8:32 PM GMT
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"Schindler's Missed!"
Oscar misses an open goal in the last minute of the FA Cup Final.
Sorry Perry - fink I hijacked your idea! 
I'll stop now
WTF?
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February 21, 2008, 8:32 PM GMT Edited by EllieJP on February 21 2008, 8:32 PM GMT
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Schindler's Mist
A terrible mist descends upon the town and no one can see what's going on.
The End
Pull my finger...
"Every joke is a tiny revolution," thought George Orwell. "Whatever destroys dignity, and brings down the mighty from their seats, preferably with a bump, is funny."
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sootyj
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February 21, 2008, 8:32 PM GMT
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The new adventures of poo bear.
Brian Blessed is a big hairy gay guy into scat play.
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Perry Nium
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February 21, 2008, 8:34 PM GMT
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I thnk that's it - there are no other 1-syllable words that end in "ist". Booo!
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sootyj
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February 21, 2008, 8:34 PM GMT
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Bends
4 wacky and annoying new yorkers get caught on a submarine, and die horribly of oxygen narcosis
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