You love that Ben Fogle you do, you want to give him a big girly kiss right on his bottom.

Pie Lander the Craving

A group old fat dope smokers, on a quest to buy the last Ginsters pasty at the all night Esso.


Shite Rider.

(Not a) Dr Jillian McKeith on a lonely quest to bring justice, and healthy bowels. Has a talking mobile toilet called SHITT.

Edited by Aaron.
 

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The ASDA of satire.
"Thoughtcrime was not a thing that could be concealed forever. You might dodge successfully for a while, even for years, but sooner or later they were bound to get you." Which is exactly what happened to Winston Smith. His rebellion was not one that was foolish and too outspoken. He silently tried to defeat the Party for his personal happiness, and in the end it cost him everything he had fought for, and his love for Julia. He had learned to love Big Brother, which was his ultimate fear when trying to live a life of individuality. The Party had defeated him.

1984
 

You love that McKeith woman. You just want to give her a big fat kiss on her bottom. And I bet it wouldn't even smell! So no point then really.
 

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Genius.
 

 

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Genius.
 

Quote: Griff @ April 18 2008, 11:44 PM BST

Gavin and Spacey

Earnest American theatre impresario tries to inject kitchen-sink realism into moribund Welsh sitcom.

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And also takes an unhealthy interest in young boys.

Or so I hear.
 

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Aaron
BSG Forums & DVDs Editor
(Half man, half Internet, half TV.)
(Loyal follower of The Magical Aura of Laura.)

 

Roscoff don't be a silly billy, every one knows (Not a)Dr Jillian McKeith hasn't got a bottom. The reason she likes to smell others poos is she has none of her own.


The McVicar of Dibley

Violent armed robber becomes a parish Priest, kills everyone to a Who soundtrack.


Terry and Loon

Hilarious 70s style sitcom comedy, about Terry a hen pecked office worker. Except the hen really is a bird, as he's married to a rare Canadian bird.






 

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The ASDA of satire.
"Thoughtcrime was not a thing that could be concealed forever. You might dodge successfully for a while, even for years, but sooner or later they were bound to get you." Which is exactly what happened to Winston Smith. His rebellion was not one that was foolish and too outspoken. He silently tried to defeat the Party for his personal happiness, and in the end it cost him everything he had fought for, and his love for Julia. He had learned to love Big Brother, which was his ultimate fear when trying to live a life of individuality. The Party had defeated him.

1984
 

S.H.I.T Crowd.
An hilarious romp about a group of friends who enjoy defecating in each others mouths.
 

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Genius.
 

Yeah, that's a bit too far there roscoff.
 

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Aaron
BSG Forums & DVDs Editor
(Half man, half Internet, half TV.)
(Loyal follower of The Magical Aura of Laura.)

 

Quote: Aaron @ April 19 2008, 9:57 AM BST

And also takews an unhealthy interest in young boys.

Or so I hear.

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I've only heard that he's gay.

How do rumours that someone's gay still turn into rumours that they're a sicko?
Is it the 1930s?

That happened to Steptoe didn't it.

 

I'd like to start a rumour that Zooo's into gay men and that Aaron and Sooty are lovers. Reasonable I think.
 

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Genius.
 

Fair enough!
 

Quote: zooo @ April 19 2008, 10:53 AM BST

How do rumours that someone's gay still turn into rumours that they're a sicko?

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Nah, it's the rumours that he took an unhealthy interest in a crew member's young son, and that said crew member had to bring a huge metal bar to the set before he would leave him alone, which turn into rumours that he's a "sicko".
 

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Aaron
BSG Forums & DVDs Editor
(Half man, half Internet, half TV.)
(Loyal follower of The Magical Aura of Laura.)

 

Eye Deal

Johnny Vegas is a pusher of NHS false eyes and spectacles.
 

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WTF?

 

Oi drop the self referential banter, or it's catapault time!

Sad He Ate Her

Colourful athletics competition. Between men who lost their wives because they were bad at cunnilingus, and men who had their wives eaten by cannibals.


The Tragic Roundbaout.

Magical adventures on a notorious accident blackspot.

Edited by Aaron.
 

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The ASDA of satire.
"Thoughtcrime was not a thing that could be concealed forever. You might dodge successfully for a while, even for years, but sooner or later they were bound to get you." Which is exactly what happened to Winston Smith. His rebellion was not one that was foolish and too outspoken. He silently tried to defeat the Party for his personal happiness, and in the end it cost him everything he had fought for, and his love for Julia. He had learned to love Big Brother, which was his ultimate fear when trying to live a life of individuality. The Party had defeated him.

1984
 

Police Camera Traction
A 'what happened next' to motorway rubberneckers.

Capstan Pugwash
Animated adventures of tobacco smugglers.
 

Captain Pugwash.

Pirate adventures, in a grooming salon for small ugly dogs.



 

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The ASDA of satire.
"Thoughtcrime was not a thing that could be concealed forever. You might dodge successfully for a while, even for years, but sooner or later they were bound to get you." Which is exactly what happened to Winston Smith. His rebellion was not one that was foolish and too outspoken. He silently tried to defeat the Party for his personal happiness, and in the end it cost him everything he had fought for, and his love for Julia. He had learned to love Big Brother, which was his ultimate fear when trying to live a life of individuality. The Party had defeated him.

1984