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The Cool Mikado
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April 18, 2008, 2:32 PM BST
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Dijon
Meet Jean Le See, a forty-something French mustard maker. He has everything; a steady job, nice house, beautiful wife, loving son and a car. Until one day he gets home from work and finds a letter from his wife informing him that their relationship is over and she has fallen for his ex-best friend, rugby-playing Parisian, Michel.
Spam harvesters need love too
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Aaron
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April 18, 2008, 2:34 PM BST
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Quote: The Cool Mikado @ April 18 2008, 2:32 PM BST
Dijon
Meet Jean Le See, a forty-something French mustard maker. He has everything; a steady job, nice house, beautiful wife, loving son and a car. Until one day he gets home from work and finds a letter from his wife informing him that their relationship is over and she has fallen for his ex-best friend, rugby-playing Parisian, Michel.
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LOL.
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It took me a second to realise "Dijon" = "Dear John". Very good LOL!
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Oh yeah, explain it for the dullards why don't you!
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April 18, 2008, 2:35 PM BST
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Gujon
John Barrowman falls in the mincer
WTF?
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April 18, 2008, 3:37 PM BST
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Semtextras
Ricky Gervais stars as a suicide bomber
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April 18, 2008, 3:42 PM BST
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Griff
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April 18, 2008, 3:46 PM BST
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Yes he would. Being immortal and all that.
"'Reality,' sa molesworth 2, 'is so unspeakably sordid it make me shudder.'"
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Tuumble
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April 18, 2008, 3:56 PM BST
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Quote: zooo @ April 18 2008, 3:42 PM BST
It's a shame you could never pitch any of them to him, as he would kick your bony arses. 
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No-one is boning my arse, least of all, John Barrowman!
WTF?
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April 18, 2008, 4:00 PM BST
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If he wants to, he shall!
But he's happily married to a gawgeous man, so I'm thinking he may not want to fuck any of you. Unthinkable as that may be.
Before everything got out of hand, Political Correctness used to be called Spastic Gaytalk
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Aaron
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April 18, 2008, 4:10 PM BST
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Quote: Griff @ April 18 2008, 3:41 PM BST
! I wasn't trying to imply anyone else was dull, just that I was a bit dull for not realising straight away.
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Noo, I meant people should work it out for themselves! You spoiled it for them!
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But he's happily married to a gawgeous man, so I'm thinking he may not want to fuck any of you. Unthinkable as that may be.
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Unthinkable that he WOULD!
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April 18, 2008, 4:12 PM BST
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sootyj
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April 18, 2008, 5:58 PM BST
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Magical Trevor MacDonald
Every one loves Magical Trevor, because at news reading he's ever so clever.
Look at him now explaining the Dow
Trevor MacDOnald flies through space reading the news, and doing animal based magic tricks.
Well it's gotta be better than News Knight.
News Fight
Trevor goes to George Allagia's house, after a few cans of spesh, and asks him for a fight. Natasha Kaplinsky bottles him.
The ASDA of satire.
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AKA 3rd Chuckle Brother
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Aaron
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April 18, 2008, 8:19 PM BST
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I like 'News Fight'.
However, News Knight wasn't that bad - it got Reginald D. Hunter onto mainstream TV at very least.
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April 18, 2008, 8:35 PM BST
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Have I Got Poos For You
(Not a) Dr Gillian McKeith, presents topical news quiz, whilst examining topical celebrities' tods.
News Hat Ben
The 10 o'clock news presented by Ben Fogle in a variety of hats, adjusted for the story. For example a dirty mop for any story on Boris Johnson.
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April 18, 2008, 8:42 PM BST
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The Pong Good Friday
God farts over southern England, typically the English blame the Krauts.
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/article3773520.ece
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April 18, 2008, 11:20 PM BST
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Quote: sootyj @ April 18 2008, 8:35 PM BST
News Hat Ben
The 10 o'clock news presented by Ben Fogle in a variety of hats, adjusted for the story. For example a dirty mop for any story on Boris Johnson.
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I'd watch it
I do not enforce Leevil's roasts.
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