You're all banned. Don't think I was joking.
 

Bastardo! Sulks in corner. This must be the definitive Barrowman piss take thread.
 

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Genius.
 

Quote: zooo @ April 15 2008, 8:11 PM BST

You're all banned. Don't think I was joking.

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And she would, y'know.
 

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Thomas the tanked up engine.

Thomas is a cute engine, who happens to be an alcoholic. This week he calls the fat controller, a fat cunt-roller.

Only Ghouls and Corpses

Del Boy uses the powers of the dark side, to sell hooky gear. Zombies descend on Peckham. Trigger calls Rodney Dave which is inexplicable y hilarious


 

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The ASDA of satire.
"Thoughtcrime was not a thing that could be concealed forever. You might dodge successfully for a while, even for years, but sooner or later they were bound to get you." Which is exactly what happened to Winston Smith. His rebellion was not one that was foolish and too outspoken. He silently tried to defeat the Party for his personal happiness, and in the end it cost him everything he had fought for, and his love for Julia. He had learned to love Big Brother, which was his ultimate fear when trying to live a life of individuality. The Party had defeated him.

1984
 

The raping of the unborn foetus, whilst it's still being removed from the cancer ridden mother in a seedy backstreet abortion clinic and they're all Nazi's and members of the Richard Madely fan club Show.

Starring Antony Worrall Thompson, naked.
 

Is that a sitcom? I don't see the essential central character interaction.

Vera Bake.

Can good hearted, mother and abortionist Vera Drake make it in her new job as a bakery supervisor?

Better hope she can whip those buns out of the ovens in time.
 

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The ASDA of satire.
"Thoughtcrime was not a thing that could be concealed forever. You might dodge successfully for a while, even for years, but sooner or later they were bound to get you." Which is exactly what happened to Winston Smith. His rebellion was not one that was foolish and too outspoken. He silently tried to defeat the Party for his personal happiness, and in the end it cost him everything he had fought for, and his love for Julia. He had learned to love Big Brother, which was his ultimate fear when trying to live a life of individuality. The Party had defeated him.

1984
 

LOL.
 

Quote: Leevil @ April 16 2008, 1:19 AM BST

Starring Antony Worrall Thompson, naked.

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You've got a sick mind, man!
 

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http://www.thinkhappy.org
 

Back on the old ubiquitous John Barrowman riff.

Gardeners Questioned for long time

Cast of Gardener's Question Time are sent to Diego Garcia, and tortured till the admit landscaping Bin Laden's garden.

Stars John Barrowman as a tree (his performance is to wooden to be used).

Robin of Derr wood

Robin Hood fights the evil sherrif by hiding in a forest, and yelling derrr Joey Deacon at him, until he cries.

Featuring another even more wooden performance by John Barrowman as a tree.

Eat, shit, spit, or quit.

Featuring John Barrowman, and a bucket of his own poo, and 3 BBC producers. Who ever allows John Barrowman to spit on them most, and eats the most of his shit, he agrees to work for. The rest are shot. Who needs a BBC producer that can't work with John Barrowman. Like the seasons, he is an immutable part of life.
 

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The ASDA of satire.
"Thoughtcrime was not a thing that could be concealed forever. You might dodge successfully for a while, even for years, but sooner or later they were bound to get you." Which is exactly what happened to Winston Smith. His rebellion was not one that was foolish and too outspoken. He silently tried to defeat the Party for his personal happiness, and in the end it cost him everything he had fought for, and his love for Julia. He had learned to love Big Brother, which was his ultimate fear when trying to live a life of individuality. The Party had defeated him.

1984
 

Pun Fight at the OK Coral

Verbal violence with John Barrowman defeated by a knock-out in the fouth round.
 

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I'm Aaron and I wear a G-String

 

Barrowman-in-Furnish.

Hilarious antics as Elton John gets stroppy with his partner, David Furnish, for having an affair with John Barrowman.


And sootyj, I think zooo may hurt you.
 

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(Loyal follower of The Magical Aura of Laura.)

 

Nice one Aaron, poor Barrow in Furness is taking quite the beating here.
 

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The ASDA of satire.
"Thoughtcrime was not a thing that could be concealed forever. You might dodge successfully for a while, even for years, but sooner or later they were bound to get you." Which is exactly what happened to Winston Smith. His rebellion was not one that was foolish and too outspoken. He silently tried to defeat the Party for his personal happiness, and in the end it cost him everything he had fought for, and his love for Julia. He had learned to love Big Brother, which was his ultimate fear when trying to live a life of individuality. The Party had defeated him.

1984
 

You're a cunt, I'm a bastard and He's a wanker.
Reality show where members of the public get paid to insult each other.
Presented by John Fucking Barrowman.
 

re: worst idea for a sitcom.

Just remembered 'The Simpsons' episode where they introduce Poochy to the 'Itchy & Scratchy' show. One of the indignant writers quits to finally "write that sitcom about a sassy robot".
 

The Liar and the Bitch in the Wardrobe.

5 young evacuees have unpleasant adventures when they discover their uncle's wardrobe contains Paul Burrell, and Heather Mills McCartney.

Reckon any of these ideas would ever work on Tilt?

Edited by Aaron.
 

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The ASDA of satire.
"Thoughtcrime was not a thing that could be concealed forever. You might dodge successfully for a while, even for years, but sooner or later they were bound to get you." Which is exactly what happened to Winston Smith. His rebellion was not one that was foolish and too outspoken. He silently tried to defeat the Party for his personal happiness, and in the end it cost him everything he had fought for, and his love for Julia. He had learned to love Big Brother, which was his ultimate fear when trying to live a life of individuality. The Party had defeated him.

1984