And Candida Camera
 

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PREVIOUSLY KNOWN AS PERRY NIUM (just for zooo)
 

My Name Is Pearl
Spin-off from the popular sitcom. In trying to rectify No. 276: "Turned Billy-Bob Marlow into a woman", Earl attempts to change the whole sex of the Camden County in order to make him reverse his decision. So Pearl, Brandy, Roy and Crabwoman set about making amends.

The Big Fang Theory
After being turned into the undead by some vampires 'undercover' at a Buffy convention, Leonard and Sheldon attempt to convert Penny. Upshot of it is just a blantant attempt to see her in skimpy clothing and very wet.

Everybody Hates Crisps
Gary Lineker is hunted down like the dog he is for contributing to the obesity crisis, before Walkers changed to Sunseed oil.

 

Nice

I'd do any one.

Hard men from across the country beat the crap out of people, at John Barrowman's command, for a role in a rubbish musical.
 

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The ASDA of satire.

I hate purity, I hate goodness!I don't want any virtue to exist anywhere. I want everyone to be corrupt to the bones.

But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.

1984
 

I'd Do Anyone

Loose women from across the country shag the crap out of people, at John Barrowman's command, for a role in a rubbish musical.
 

I'd Do Anyone
Fly-on-the-wall documentary about John Barrowman (allegedly)
 

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I like a nice sausage.
 

Pushing Up Crazies The BBC repeats another old comedy show
 

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"I HAVE PUT MY GENIUS INTO MY LIFE. WHEREAS ALL I HAVE PUT INTO MY WORK IS MY TALENT"
 

Bottom-tom
Eddie Hitler gets pushed forward in time thanks to a magic Sat-Nav and ends up named Vernon living with his two kids and their adopted Chinese. Without hilarious consequences.
 

This is an official Global Moderator's warning:

Stop making fun of John Barrowman!!!!!

Or... or else!

Yeah, look scared.




 

Roll Out The Barrow
With a loss as to who to lead their ten new 'flagship' entertainment shows, Scotsman John Barrowman is wheeled out to replace Graham Norton. It's all *so* controversial!
 

BANNED!
 

Barrow Greenback
With Dangermouse fatally victorious over his arch-enemy, there is a new guy in town. John Barrowman takes over ownership of Nero and the dodgy big TV screen and shouts at Stiletto.
 

Roll Over Barrowman

A steamroller catches John Barrowman unawares
 

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Ist Aaron der Herr-Gott der ganzen Situationskomödie?

Nein.
 

Double banned.

If I triple ban you your bum falls off.
 

Right that's it, it'll be easier to just ban myself.
 

On The Straight And Barrow
John Barrowman steals a role from Jimmy Nesbitt as the recently-released con trying to make a better life for himself and his ex-wife and kid. Evil king-pin Graham Norton tries to tempt him back for 'one last job'.