Shannon do her
Shannon thought her family was just like any other. Until she found it was full of paedos, perjurers, and slappers.

This week Shannon's step grandad (whose 12), invites her for a very special long weekend away.


 

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The ASDA of satire.

I hate purity, I hate goodness!I don't want any virtue to exist anywhere. I want everyone to be corrupt to the bones.

But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.

1984
 

Quote: sootyj @ April 7 2008, 7:41 PM BST

This week Shannon's step grandad (whose 12)

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(who's*)
 

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Aaron
BSG Forums & DVDs Editor
Half man, half Internet, half TV.
(Loyal follower of The Magical Aura of Laura.)

 

The pedo-files

2 child molesters investigate alien abductions by pretending to be 12 year old boys on Bebo
 

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The ASDA of satire.

I hate purity, I hate goodness!I don't want any virtue to exist anywhere. I want everyone to be corrupt to the bones.

But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.

1984
 

 

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In my face! I mean your Face!
 

The pedlo-files

2 child molesters investigate alien abductions by pretending to be 12 year old boys on pedlos

 

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January 23rd 2009
 

Nice one, turning to the dark side?
 

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The ASDA of satire.

I hate purity, I hate goodness!I don't want any virtue to exist anywhere. I want everyone to be corrupt to the bones.

But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.

1984
 

''J'' and ''A''.

This week there's tension in the house as ''J'' insists it's time for the scaffolding to come down.

All is well when dodgy Dave finds another soppy love track for all to sing along to.

Next week's episode - ''Brace yourself''.

Dave turns out to be the infamous dentist and rigs ''A'' with a spring loaded action to punish ''J'' for the unrequitted love.


 

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Sorry: It's something to do with Stella.
 

Who are J and A?

Pushing up Daisies,
Daisy Donovan, and Daisy Fuentes, smuggle drugs up their bottoms.
 

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The ASDA of satire.

I hate purity, I hate goodness!I don't want any virtue to exist anywhere. I want everyone to be corrupt to the bones.

But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.

1984
 

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Who are J and A?

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Sorry, I didn't realise some people missed it >

Courtesy of Leevil, who deserves copyright on this> http://www.freewebs.com/jeremyandabbie/

See also ''Best ever website'' thread.

 

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Sorry: It's something to do with Stella.
 

Quote: sootyj @ April 14 2008, 4:55 PM BST

The pedo-files

2 child molesters investigate alien abductions by pretending to be 12 year old boys on Bebo

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paedo*

And it should probably be 'The Paedo-Files' anyway. Don't make me send you an official warning! *shakes fist*
 

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Aaron
BSG Forums & DVDs Editor
Half man, half Internet, half TV.
(Loyal follower of The Magical Aura of Laura.)

 

For bad grammar, as opposed to mocking child abuse?

What a wonderful world.


Bolivar! A BBC talent contest, to find a new revoloutinary leader for Columbia.

Starring John Fucking Barrowman of course.

Watch 200 weigh faced kids sing,

"Consider your self on of the proletariat,"
 

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The ASDA of satire.

I hate purity, I hate goodness!I don't want any virtue to exist anywhere. I want everyone to be corrupt to the bones.

But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.

1984
 

Postcards From Guantonimo. About the wacky and crazy adventures of two torcherers and the weird quests that are brought in every week.
 

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There's an old cat saying that goes "What you talking about dog breath?"
 

Waterboarding USA,

Can the CIA's waterboard team, win Gold in the world torture olympics?
 

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The ASDA of satire.

I hate purity, I hate goodness!I don't want any virtue to exist anywhere. I want everyone to be corrupt to the bones.

But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.

1984
 

Quote: sootyj @ April 14 2008, 8:37 PM BST

Bolivar! A BBC talent contest, to find a new revoloutinary leader for Columbia.

Starring John Fucking Barrowman of course.

Watch 200 weigh faced kids sing,

"Consider your self on of the proletariat,"

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Quote: sootyj @ April 14 2008, 8:37 PM BST

For bad grammar, as opposed to mocking child abuse?

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That is correct.
 

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Aaron
BSG Forums & DVDs Editor
Half man, half Internet, half TV.
(Loyal follower of The Magical Aura of Laura.)

 

'I stink, therefore I swam'. David Walliams stars as an obsessive compulsive who shares a flat with Dusty Bin.