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sootyj

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April 3, 2008, 9:30 AM BST
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Stent-a-ghost
An employment agency for ghosts with high cholesterol
Ooh Dr Bitch-king
A 1950s railway station is turned into a seedy 1950s brothel. With Paul McShane as a violent pimp.
The ASDA of satire.
I hate purity, I hate goodness!I don't want any virtue to exist anywhere. I want everyone to be corrupt to the bones.
But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.
1984
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Aaron

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April 3, 2008, 9:42 AM BST
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Rent-a-Goat
The wacky adventures of an animal prostitution ring.
Quote: sootyj @ April 3 2008, 9:30 AM BST
Ooh Dr Bitch-king
A 1950s railway station is turned into a seedy 1950s brothel. With Paul McShane as a violent pimp.
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     Nearly had a mouthful of cereal over my monitor then. I did a laugh!
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sootyj

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April 3, 2008, 10:23 AM BST
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The Jeremy Heil Show
Jeremy as a Mosley style nazi, leading the chavs in a bloody revolution
This week my neighbours are from Africa, and they want to eat me!
The ASDA of satire.
I hate purity, I hate goodness!I don't want any virtue to exist anywhere. I want everyone to be corrupt to the bones.
But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.
1984
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Leevil

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April 3, 2008, 10:27 AM BST
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Fiddler on the yoof.
Chris Langham makes his return to comedy...
In my face! I mean your Face!
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sootyj

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April 3, 2008, 10:37 AM BST
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Nice one Leevil
Space Oddity
New time travel, David Bowie themed, is it a coma cop drama. In which a visibly depressed, Phil Glennister helps Bill Oddie look after rare birds on a space station, except he's a police man or something.
Absolutely Stab-ulous
Sharon Tate and Charles Manson in wacky fashion industry sitcom, champagne and coke replaced by brutal knife murders.
The ASDA of satire.
I hate purity, I hate goodness!I don't want any virtue to exist anywhere. I want everyone to be corrupt to the bones.
But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.
1984
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Paul W

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April 3, 2008, 10:39 AM BST
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Ginger - invite - us.
Catherine Tate stars in her debut comedy role.
"He used to poke me in English lessons"
Robyn - BSG.
Everyone to have a Robyn Quote by the 2012 Olympics!
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sootyj

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April 3, 2008, 10:46 AM BST
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Has the poor woman no teeth?
Moo Thunder
A west country TV show about a hi tech secret police, cow, capable of producing upto 30 pints a day in the fight agaisnt crime
The ASDA of satire.
I hate purity, I hate goodness!I don't want any virtue to exist anywhere. I want everyone to be corrupt to the bones.
But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.
1984
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Tuumble

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April 3, 2008, 11:56 AM BST
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Hand cocks Half Hour
A disturbing black comedy of people wanking for 30 minutes non-stop.
Enema Hospital
Rolf Harris let lose with a straw in a city hospital
January 23rd 2009
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sootyj

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April 3, 2008, 12:05 PM BST
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Street Pork
West country TVs follow up, this time featuring 600lbs of bacon based justice.
Unjust William
William from those crappy 1950s books, becomes a senior Mullah in the Taliban and sentences Violet Elizabeth to be stoned to death.
The ASDA of satire.
I hate purity, I hate goodness!I don't want any virtue to exist anywhere. I want everyone to be corrupt to the bones.
But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.
1984
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Wildjesusfishkid

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April 3, 2008, 12:10 PM BST Edited by Wildjesusfishkid on April 3 2008, 12:10 PM BST
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Dad's Amish
The hilarious adventures of a Bank Manager and his attempt to form a sin free commune on the South Coast during a war.
Naturally sparkling? I've never seen a fizzy river.
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ajp29

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April 3, 2008, 6:03 PM BST
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Gin'll Fix It
Children write in with problems and are told that the only way to 'fix it' is with alcohol. Warning: May include hilarious consequenes.
Hola, Wilkommen to le BSG. Proud member of the ESG (European Sitcom Guide)
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Aaron

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April 3, 2008, 7:13 PM BST
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And projectile vomiting.
Aaron BSG Forums & DVDs Editor
Half man, half Internet, half TV. (Loyal follower of The Magical Aura of Laura.)

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sootyj

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April 3, 2008, 8:55 PM BST
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From me to Jew
The Chuckle Brothers convert Judaism, the circumcision is especially funny
The ASDA of satire.
I hate purity, I hate goodness!I don't want any virtue to exist anywhere. I want everyone to be corrupt to the bones.
But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.
1984
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Nobby9360
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April 4, 2008, 2:25 AM BST Edited by Nobby9360 on April 4 2008, 2:26 AM BST
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Knowing me, Knowing Jew.
The day to day lives of two Jewish Plumbers.
Who happen to be brother in-laws.
Inerspersed with ABBA songs with the words changed to suit the 'comical' situations.
As guns are outlawed, only the outlaws have guns.
I love giving opinions, I've got hundreds.
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Joey Matthews
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April 4, 2008, 3:44 AM BST
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1) Only one leading actor, a serial killer who kills off his fellow cast as the sitcom goes on.
The strange twist is that he doens't mean to do it and it's always ultra lame ways. Okay this is the first thing I thought of but I admit it made me laugh for some reason.
~Joey
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