The littlest homo

Cute scruffy homosexual travels from place to place sorting peoples problems

Night Cider

Michael Knite has lost his license after getting pissed, and must now fight crime in a shopping trolley whilst drinking cider. Each week he chases the villains dwon hill whislt tlaking to a none existent Englsih man. His arch enemy is the morrisons security guard who wants the trolley back, and the pound coin.
 

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The ASDA of satire.

I hate purity, I hate goodness!I don't want any virtue to exist anywhere. I want everyone to be corrupt to the bones.

But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.

1984
 

Are you drunk? You're getting all your letters mixed up!
 

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Aaron
BSG Forums & DVDs Editor
Half man, half Internet, half TV.
(Loyal follower of The Magical Aura of Laura.)

 

Don't be mean, he's got letteral problems.
 

Quite possibly.

Holby shitty

In the latest episode of this joyless saga, we meet the team at Holbys last remaining public toilet, faced with closure by an uncaring Labour government.

Will probably also include

Holby poo

With the elite team of Holbys dog mess enforcerment officers
 

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The ASDA of satire.

I hate purity, I hate goodness!I don't want any virtue to exist anywhere. I want everyone to be corrupt to the bones.

But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.

1984
 

Quote: zooo @ February 23, 2008, 12:33 AM

Don't be mean, he's got letteral problems.

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Wasn't being mean! Perplexed!

Quote: sootyj @ February 23, 2008, 12:37 AM

Quite possibly.

Holby shitty

In the latest episode of this joyless saga, we meet the team at Holbys last remaining public toilet, faced with closure by an uncaring Labour government.

Will probably also include

Holby poo

With the elite team of Holbys dog mess enforcerment officers

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Aaron
BSG Forums & DVDs Editor
Half man, half Internet, half TV.
(Loyal follower of The Magical Aura of Laura.)

 

"Aaron in the year 6000"
 

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Meet The Newmans
Meet The Newmans First animation

No, Benn! You need to carry on pumping the monkey! - Robyn BSG
 

A head in a jar, Futurama stylee, correcting grammar and spelling?
 

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Aaron
BSG Forums & DVDs Editor
Half man, half Internet, half TV.
(Loyal follower of The Magical Aura of Laura.)

 

Sex and the pity

4 average New York women, one of whom looks like she has a shoe for a face, one of whose really old, and red haired who looks hot in an odd way. Have pity sex with the geeky cast of Robot Wars.
 

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The ASDA of satire.

I hate purity, I hate goodness!I don't want any virtue to exist anywhere. I want everyone to be corrupt to the bones.

But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.

1984
 

I've been in the audience on Robot Wars! You could even see me on TV when it was broadcast. It was immense.
 

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Aaron
BSG Forums & DVDs Editor
Half man, half Internet, half TV.
(Loyal follower of The Magical Aura of Laura.)

 

Put it on youtube!
 

No idea where the tape is anymore.

Not the only time I've been on TV either!
 

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Aaron
BSG Forums & DVDs Editor
Half man, half Internet, half TV.
(Loyal follower of The Magical Aura of Laura.)

 

Question Time?
 

Robot whores

Geeks build robots, not to fight, but to give them the one thing they actually want.

Bongs of haze

The cast of Songs of praise in a Brixton basement, with several bongs, sensimila, and guitars. Singing "he's got the whole world in his hands", and getting freaked out. Because are his hand like huge, or are we like tiny ?
 

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The ASDA of satire.

I hate purity, I hate goodness!I don't want any virtue to exist anywhere. I want everyone to be corrupt to the bones.

But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.

1984
 

Quote: zooo @ February 23, 2008, 1:00 AM

Question Time?

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I'd forgotten about that...
 

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Aaron
BSG Forums & DVDs Editor
Half man, half Internet, half TV.
(Loyal follower of The Magical Aura of Laura.)

 

I like to imagine you were on Blue Peter too, as a child expert on trains.