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Blenkinsop

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February 22, 2008, 7:08 PM GMT
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The Song Remains the Same
A mocu-rocumentary about the career of Status Quo
Go on then! Say something funny! Go on!
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Aaron

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February 22, 2008, 7:12 PM GMT
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Aaron BSG Forums & DVDs Editor
(Half man, half Internet, half TV.) (Loyal follower of The Magical Aura of Laura.) And now single. Forever. Mmkay?

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sootyj

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February 22, 2008, 7:14 PM GMT
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On the hearses
A wacky 70s style sitcom about a bunch of necrophiliacs working in a funeral parlour. Watch out Wakey the evil chief mourner doesn't catch you out! Stars Robert Asquith and Tony Blairs father in law.
The ASDA of satire.
I hate purity, I hate goodness!I don't want any virtue to exist anywhere. I want everyone to be corrupt to the bones.
But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.
1984
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Aaron

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February 22, 2008, 7:19 PM GMT
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Hahah, brilliant.
Aaron BSG Forums & DVDs Editor
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sootyj

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February 22, 2008, 7:24 PM GMT
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Doctor is a louse
It's another wacky at S Boils hospital on the River Cock, and there's a new dr he's a pubic louse Dr Ian Festin . Can he over come prejudice, will professor Collin E Ants get him, will he win the hand of nurse Kat R Piller?
The ASDA of satire.
I hate purity, I hate goodness!I don't want any virtue to exist anywhere. I want everyone to be corrupt to the bones.
But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.
1984
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zooo

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February 22, 2008, 7:27 PM GMT
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Quote: Blenkinsop @ February 22, 2008, 7:00 PM
The Sarsons
A cartoon based sitcom about a vinegar factory
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That made me do a laugh.
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sootyj

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February 22, 2008, 7:29 PM GMT
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Hats all folks
Billy Silly an ex vaudeville comic runs a shop that only sells hats.
The ASDA of satire.
I hate purity, I hate goodness!I don't want any virtue to exist anywhere. I want everyone to be corrupt to the bones.
But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.
1984
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ian_w

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February 22, 2008, 7:31 PM GMT
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Love Thy Enslaver
A hilarious comedy about an escaped black slave who accidentally moves in next door to his old master, resulting in some farcical and side splitting antics.
I went to the loo, and Katie came too (it was a public loo!)...I...shouted "Argh! It's too big for the hole!" - Robyn, BSG
A forum for novelists, short story writers, poets, playwrights etc. Feel free to join in!
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sootyj

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February 22, 2008, 7:35 PM GMT
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Very nice, very good.
Grange swill,
It's just like any normal comp, exept all the pupils are pigs,
Hammo gets hooked on pig feed, and will be in trouble with Baxter Bacon the headmaster.
The ASDA of satire.
I hate purity, I hate goodness!I don't want any virtue to exist anywhere. I want everyone to be corrupt to the bones.
But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.
1984
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ian_w

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February 22, 2008, 7:46 PM GMT
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One Foot In A Cave
20 part series about a man who is about to step into a cave when he realises he's to scared to go all the way in.
I went to the loo, and Katie came too (it was a public loo!)...I...shouted "Argh! It's too big for the hole!" - Robyn, BSG
A forum for novelists, short story writers, poets, playwrights etc. Feel free to join in!
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zooo

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February 22, 2008, 7:57 PM GMT
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Ha!
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Lee Henman

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February 22, 2008, 8:07 PM GMT
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"To The Manor Porn"
Penelope Keith and Peter Bowles return to our screens in a brand new, updated and hilarious version of the eighties classic.
Audrey fforbes-Hamilton has fallen on hard times, and turns to Richard DeVere for help. He suggests filming her in a little erotic love-play with a female friend with a view to selling the film on the internet, but things get out of hand and before they know it, '2 Girls 1 Crystal Cut Champagne Flute' is born.
PREVIOUSLY KNOWN AS PERRY NIUM (just for zooo)
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Tuumble

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February 22, 2008, 8:15 PM GMT Edited by Tuumble on February 22 2008, 8:20 PM GMT
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Pup Friction
Dark comedy of RSPCA inspectors being aroused by rubbing themselves up against small dogs.
Ist Aaron der Herr-Gott der ganzen Situationskomödie?
Nein.
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ajp29

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February 22, 2008, 8:32 PM GMT
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Quote: ian_w @ February 22, 2008, 7:31 PM
Love Thy Enslaver
A hilarious comedy about an escaped black slave who accidentally moves in next door to his old master, resulting in some farcical and side splitting antics.
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Hola, Wilkommen to le BSG. Proud member of the ESG (European Sitcom Guide)
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David Chapman

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February 22, 2008, 8:56 PM GMT
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Quote: Perry Nium @ February 22, 2008, 8:07 PM
"To The Manor Porn"
Penelope Keith and Peter Bowles return to our screens in a brand new, updated and hilarious version of the eighties classic.
Audrey fforbes-Hamilton has fallen on hard times, and turns to Richard DeVere for help. He suggests filming her in a little erotic love-play with a female friend with a view to selling the film on the internet, but things get out of hand and before they know it, '2 Girls 1 Crystal Cut Champagne Flute' is born.
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Didn't that actually happen?
I think there are so many brilliant ones here that Aaron should compile them into a Christmas book.
The site would make a fortune.
Playwrite extraordinaire.
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