Quote: swerytd @ April 1 2008, 9:10 AM BST

You should write that sketch: 'The Subconscious Homophobe'. End it with him getting naked...

Dan

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I'm not going to sit on his face! He wouldn't let me, for a start... - Robyn, BSG

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More additions to the Naked dictionary...

Unclothed bakery: Baked
Unclothed pudding: Caked
Unclothed orgasm: Faked
Unclothed fish: Haked
Unclothed comedy forum: Jaked
Unclothed pool of water: Laked
Unclothed garden: Raked
Unclothed 'for goodness...': Saked
Unclothed theft: Taked
Unclothed alarm call: Waked
Unclothed member of the bovine family: Yaked

 

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WTF?

 

Does the new show start tonight? Or is it on the 11th.
 

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Before everything got out of hand, Political Correctness used to be called Spastic Gaytalk
 

11th
 

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The ASDA of satire.
"Thoughtcrime was not a thing that could be concealed forever. You might dodge successfully for a while, even for years, but sooner or later they were bound to get you."� Which is exactly what happened to Winston Smith. His rebellion was not one that was foolish and too outspoken. He silently tried to defeat the Party for his personal happiness, and in the end it cost him everything he had fought for, and his love for Julia. He had learned to love Big Brother, which was his ultimate fear when trying to live a life of individuality. The Party had defeated him.

1984
 

Ta!
 

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Before everything got out of hand, Political Correctness used to be called Spastic Gaytalk
 

Got anything in? Going to see it?
 

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The ASDA of satire.
"Thoughtcrime was not a thing that could be concealed forever. You might dodge successfully for a while, even for years, but sooner or later they were bound to get you."� Which is exactly what happened to Winston Smith. His rebellion was not one that was foolish and too outspoken. He silently tried to defeat the Party for his personal happiness, and in the end it cost him everything he had fought for, and his love for Julia. He had learned to love Big Brother, which was his ultimate fear when trying to live a life of individuality. The Party had defeated him.

1984
 

Not seeing it, no.
There was a song in the long list that could have been mine, but, it's a pretty timely song, so any number of people probably sent one in.
Is the final list out yet?
 

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Before everything got out of hand, Political Correctness used to be called Spastic Gaytalk
 

Kinda, they do change uptill the last minute. Could hedge your bets and do a phil is dead skit.
 

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The ASDA of satire.
"Thoughtcrime was not a thing that could be concealed forever. You might dodge successfully for a while, even for years, but sooner or later they were bound to get you."� Which is exactly what happened to Winston Smith. His rebellion was not one that was foolish and too outspoken. He silently tried to defeat the Party for his personal happiness, and in the end it cost him everything he had fought for, and his love for Julia. He had learned to love Big Brother, which was his ultimate fear when trying to live a life of individuality. The Party had defeated him.

1984
 

Well, when it occurs, if someone could share the final list with the writers' names on it, that would be swell.
 

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Before everything got out of hand, Political Correctness used to be called Spastic Gaytalk
 

Will do but thats weeks away stick your entry up and let you know if I see it.
 

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The ASDA of satire.
"Thoughtcrime was not a thing that could be concealed forever. You might dodge successfully for a while, even for years, but sooner or later they were bound to get you."� Which is exactly what happened to Winston Smith. His rebellion was not one that was foolish and too outspoken. He silently tried to defeat the Party for his personal happiness, and in the end it cost him everything he had fought for, and his love for Julia. He had learned to love Big Brother, which was his ultimate fear when trying to live a life of individuality. The Party had defeated him.

1984
 

It's a song to I'd Do Anything.
 

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Before everything got out of hand, Political Correctness used to be called Spastic Gaytalk
 

Do Treason mind the word (brace yourselves) cunt in a sketch?
Or are they not bothered either way.
 

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Before everything got out of hand, Political Correctness used to be called Spastic Gaytalk
 

They used a skit of mine in this run where it's the punchline.

So your probably ok. If you're using it to describe David Cameron almost definitely.
 

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The ASDA of satire.
"Thoughtcrime was not a thing that could be concealed forever. You might dodge successfully for a while, even for years, but sooner or later they were bound to get you."� Which is exactly what happened to Winston Smith. His rebellion was not one that was foolish and too outspoken. He silently tried to defeat the Party for his personal happiness, and in the end it cost him everything he had fought for, and his love for Julia. He had learned to love Big Brother, which was his ultimate fear when trying to live a life of individuality. The Party had defeated him.

1984
 

Ha.
I've gone down the stupid route of doing a Prescott bulimia sketch.

I wonder how many thousands of them they'll be getting...
 

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Before everything got out of hand, Political Correctness used to be called Spastic Gaytalk
 

Tonnes, but in means they'll almost certainly use one, so could be yours.

In this case I'd go for one thats funny to perform, as opposed to reads funny off the page.
 

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The ASDA of satire.
"Thoughtcrime was not a thing that could be concealed forever. You might dodge successfully for a while, even for years, but sooner or later they were bound to get you."� Which is exactly what happened to Winston Smith. His rebellion was not one that was foolish and too outspoken. He silently tried to defeat the Party for his personal happiness, and in the end it cost him everything he had fought for, and his love for Julia. He had learned to love Big Brother, which was his ultimate fear when trying to live a life of individuality. The Party had defeated him.

1984