Quote: EllieJP @ January 27, 2008, 11:22 PM

I only found out what scissoring meant after watching an episode of South Park...I did wonder how women got it on.

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That's really the least of many ways. (I have a friend who's a lezzer.)

Quote: EllieJP @ January 27, 2008, 11:24 PM

Hot men have normally got the personality of a duck!

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Which is why I'm kind and caring.
 

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Quote: Aaron @ January 27, 2008, 11:28 PM

That's really the least of many ways. (I have a friend who's a lezzer.)

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The strap-on dildo method is my favourite.
 

Quote: EllieJP @ January 27, 2008, 11:24 PM

Hot men have normally got the personality of a duck!

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Quack! Quack!
 

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January 23rd 2009
 

I do still love you Tuumble! But only as a purely "you are to never speak" way!
 

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In a relationship.

"Every joke is a tiny revolution," thought George Orwell. "Whatever destroys dignity, and brings down the mighty from their seats, preferably with a bump, is funny."
 

Quote: EllieJP @ January 27, 2008, 11:31 PM

But only as a purely "you are to never speak" way!

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What, 'cos that would involve the removal of his tongue from your clitoris?
 

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Can I answer all Cs, Frosty?

Quote: Aaron @ January 27, 2008, 11:16 PM

(Oh and Laura, I actually thought that that photo of Jake wossisface was Ryan Sampson for a minute.)

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Actually, I see what you mean!
Hawt. Both of 'em.
 

zooo
 

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No, Benn! You need to carry on pumping the monkey! - Robyn BSG
 

But I have warts and scales over 90 percent of my body.
 

Oh this is akward i meant the zooo form the other boards...
 

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No, Benn! You need to carry on pumping the monkey! - Robyn BSG
 

Oh, you are a one.
 

Quote: zooo @ January 28, 2008, 12:17 AM

But I have warts and scales over 90 percent of my body.

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We ... we ... MY TWIN! *hugs zooo and sobs, whilst a million questions are answered at once*
 

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Aaron
BSG Forums & DVDs Editor
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(Loyal follower of The Magical Aura of Laura.)

 

well I do try as if I need to go anywhere else on the web then the BSG.

There we are advertising done for the week.
 

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No, Benn! You need to carry on pumping the monkey! - Robyn BSG
 

*aaron's hug knocks zooo's scales off and she realises they were only cornflakes*
 

Quote: Aaron @ January 28, 2008, 12:20 AM

We ... we ... MY TWIN! *hugs zooo and sobs, whilst a million questions are answered at once*

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Just don't shag and get married.
 

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In a relationship.

"Every joke is a tiny revolution," thought George Orwell. "Whatever destroys dignity, and brings down the mighty from their seats, preferably with a bump, is funny."
 

Can we just shag though?