Quote: zooo @ September 2 2008, 2:11 PM BST

Unfortunately, it came kind of folded in half, so it just looked like a big square. Sorry to ruin your mental images!

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Ah well, I have better ones involving you!
 

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"I like it on so many levels" - Robyn, BSG

 

POSTMAN WALKS UP PATH CARRYING BIG SQUARE THING.

POSTMAN (V.O.):
What on earth is this big square thing I'm taking to the Gomezes?

POSTMAN TRIES TO PUSH BIG SQUARE THING THROUGH LETTERBOX.

POSTMAN (V.O.):
Ha, you're having a laugh. There's no way that'll fit.

POSTMAN RINGS DOORBELL.

SOUND OF COMMOTION BEHIND DOOR.

ZOOO (O.O.V.):
Out of my way, mother!

DOOR FLIES OPEN.

ZOOO:
Give me that! Right now, postie, or so help me God I'll rip your arm off and beat you to death with the wet end.

ZOOO GRABS BIG SQUARE THING AND SLAMS FRONT DOOR.

POSTMAN:
Ah, must be a big David Tennant cutout.

ENDS
 

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I voted Obama.
 

Hahaha!
 

Haha! I love "Out of my way, mother!"
 

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BSG Forums & DVDs Editor
Half man, half Internet, half TV.
(Loyal follower of The Magical Aura of Laura.)

 

Today, I will be mostly fancying Sootyj.
 

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In a relationship.

"Every joke is a tiny revolution," thought George Orwell. "Whatever destroys dignity, and brings down the mighty from their seats, preferably with a bump, is funny."
 

Today, you will be needing urgent mental medical attention.
 

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Aaron
BSG Forums & DVDs Editor
Half man, half Internet, half TV.
(Loyal follower of The Magical Aura of Laura.)

 

Today I will be mostly fancying Nil.
 

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In a relationship.

"Every joke is a tiny revolution," thought George Orwell. "Whatever destroys dignity, and brings down the mighty from their seats, preferably with a bump, is funny."
 

What happened in the five day gap?
 

I fanciedeeeed my boyfriend.
 

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In a relationship.

"Every joke is a tiny revolution," thought George Orwell. "Whatever destroys dignity, and brings down the mighty from their seats, preferably with a bump, is funny."
 

She was masturbating furiously to thoughts of sooty.

And then being sick violently...
 

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Aaron
BSG Forums & DVDs Editor
Half man, half Internet, half TV.
(Loyal follower of The Magical Aura of Laura.)

 

Awww to Ellie and to Azza.

Vomiting and masturbation is not a good image.
 

Quote: zooo @ September 8 2008, 9:21 PM BST

Awww to Ellie and to Azza.

Vomiting and masturbation is not a good image.

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Or a good idea. Very unsanitary.
 

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In a relationship.

"Every joke is a tiny revolution," thought George Orwell. "Whatever destroys dignity, and brings down the mighty from their seats, preferably with a bump, is funny."
 

Quote: EllieJP @ September 8 2008, 9:17 PM BST

Today I will be mostly fancying Nil.

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Woohoo!!
 

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Quote: zooo @ September 8 2008, 9:21 PM BST

Awww to Ellie and to Azza.

Vomiting and masturbation is not a good image.

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Well I wasn't suggesting that she attempted both at the same time! That would just be plain grim!
 

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Aaron
BSG Forums & DVDs Editor
Half man, half Internet, half TV.
(Loyal follower of The Magical Aura of Laura.)

 

I bet there's a forum somewhere on the net dedicated to it.