Oh come now Zoo, you know the Tenant poo face.

Lower jaw dropped, eyes bulging, lips pulled back, funny shaped head stuck right out.

He looks like a cat with a sewn up bum hole, trying to crap a bowling pin.
 

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The ASDA of satire.
"Thoughtcrime was not a thing that could be concealed forever. You might dodge successfully for a while, even for years, but sooner or later they were bound to get you." Which is exactly what happened to Winston Smith. His rebellion was not one that was foolish and too outspoken. He silently tried to defeat the Party for his personal happiness, and in the end it cost him everything he had fought for, and his love for Julia. He had learned to love Big Brother, which was his ultimate fear when trying to live a life of individuality. The Party had defeated him.

1984
 

Not really, no.

Sorry!

You need to stop fantasising about Tennant's bowel movements. Even I don't do that.
 

Quote: zooo @ May 11 2008, 12:03 PM BST

You must do some strange poos.

You should probably film yourself doing them. Win a few Baftas.

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LOL.
 

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How about calling it the Tennant come face?

He certainly looks like he's straining against some physical force.

Maybe a badly swollen pair of nads?
 

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The ASDA of satire.
"Thoughtcrime was not a thing that could be concealed forever. You might dodge successfully for a while, even for years, but sooner or later they were bound to get you." Which is exactly what happened to Winston Smith. His rebellion was not one that was foolish and too outspoken. He silently tried to defeat the Party for his personal happiness, and in the end it cost him everything he had fought for, and his love for Julia. He had learned to love Big Brother, which was his ultimate fear when trying to live a life of individuality. The Party had defeated him.

1984
 

I am an expert on his come face.
Well, his acted one.
Well, faces he makes by accident that look like a come face.
 

cum*
 

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Fuck it, it's Christmas.

"Every joke is a tiny revolution," thought George Orwell. "Whatever destroys dignity, and brings down the mighty from their seats, preferably with a bump, is funny."
 

Good point.

Although I like it both ways...
 

He does it an awful lot,

Dr the Sontarrans are about to destroy the earth
Eurrgghh! I just came

Dr I just shot your daughter
Euurrrrgghh! I just came.

Maybe Tennant is such an atrocious actor, the only way he can emote at all, is a hard core game of pocket billiards?
 

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The ASDA of satire.
"Thoughtcrime was not a thing that could be concealed forever. You might dodge successfully for a while, even for years, but sooner or later they were bound to get you." Which is exactly what happened to Winston Smith. His rebellion was not one that was foolish and too outspoken. He silently tried to defeat the Party for his personal happiness, and in the end it cost him everything he had fought for, and his love for Julia. He had learned to love Big Brother, which was his ultimate fear when trying to live a life of individuality. The Party had defeated him.

1984
 

Wow post dinner time talk of Tennant's Genital discharge you girls really need a man
 

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Sooty started it!
 

Sooty you need a man, or keep you cravings til after 2 dude.
 

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Quote: sootyj @ May 11 2008, 12:18 PM BST

Maybe Tennant is such an atrocious actor, the only way he can emote at all, is a hard core game of pocket billiards?

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Well, I look forward to seeing him in the flesh this year. In his umpteenth play for the Royal Shakespeare Company.
I hear they love a bit of atrocious acting.
 

To be honest I need Liz Sladen circa 1974, and that other one who made ropy porn films with Robert Asquith.

Any way Gavin, can you give a better analogy for Mr Tenant's acting talents.
 

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The ASDA of satire.
"Thoughtcrime was not a thing that could be concealed forever. You might dodge successfully for a while, even for years, but sooner or later they were bound to get you." Which is exactly what happened to Winston Smith. His rebellion was not one that was foolish and too outspoken. He silently tried to defeat the Party for his personal happiness, and in the end it cost him everything he had fought for, and his love for Julia. He had learned to love Big Brother, which was his ultimate fear when trying to live a life of individuality. The Party had defeated him.

1984
 

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Any way Gavin, can you give a better analogy for Mr Tenant's acting talents.

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Meh.
 

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Quote: sootyj @ May 11 2008, 11:57 AM BST

Basically every one on that show can't act, it's pantomime but enjoyable pantomime.

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Complete arse gravy. What pantomimes have you been to?? Thats a really outdated view, going back to Whos 80s period when they made it look cheap and garish and cast people like Bonnie Langford and Ken Dodd. To say that about todays version is so far wide of the mark its ridiculous and a little insulting to the people who do like it, not to mention those who write the thing. It really annoys me when people say things like that, looking down their noses at something thats made with so much passion and love. And where do you get the 'they cant act' thing from? What show is it youve been watching? Some of the best actors in the country leap at the chance to be invloved. And Freema Agyeman. It just strikes me as a faintly snobbish view to hold and pisses me off no end. So there.
 

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