I think my favourite would be a good roast meat salad - with hot vegetables etc.
 

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Quote: Aaron @ May 30, 2007, 12:23 PM

Managed to get myself tickets for next Friday! Woo hoo!



...So in summary of this thread, Ellie is a dirty, saucy bitch. Charley is now not just dirty, but also turns out to be a Madam, and Leevil likes potato salad. Thrilling lot, aren't we?

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Aaron...how dare you call me that...i'm just dirty and saucy...no bitch involved!
 

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In my face! I mean your Face!
 

Apparently there are 50 members on line now. Maybe all our split personalities are here as well. (Well I am too) - Oh right.
 

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I murdered a spider today and I feel so guilty. It was on the toilet seat so I just knocked it into the bowl and flushed, but it wouldn't go down, it took three attempts.

I don't know what to feel more guilty about, the spider or the waste of water.

I once killed a gnat and it left a stain on the wall and it wouldn't wash off and it haunted me for ages, until the wall was painted over.
 

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In my face! I mean your Face!
 

Awww, still knuckle biting though...
 

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The water. Definitely.
 

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I accidently killed a kitten 23 years ago & I still have nightmares about that.
 

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Sorry... NOT!
 

Yes...you do know there's a water shortage...not a spider shortage!
 

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"Every joke is a tiny revolution," thought George Orwell. "Whatever destroys dignity, and brings down the mighty from their seats, preferably with a bump, is funny."
 

Quote: charley rance @ June 1, 2007, 2:30 AM

I accidently killed a kitten 23 years ago & I still have nightmares about that.

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You bitch!
 

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Good news! Yesterday's recording saw another QI newbie join the show. The guest was Johnny Vegas, who rather appropirately was in an episode about "Eating".
 

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Quote: charley rance @ June 1, 2007, 2:30 AM

I accidently killed a kitten 23 years ago & I still have nightmares about that.

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I remember we heard as kids that if you put salt on a slug it melts...so we did that but before long we could nearly hear it screaming in agony so we took it turns to drop big pebbles from heights in an attempt to put it out of its misery but we were too scared to do that so we kept missing. I have felt guilty about that slug for my whole life...

Not really a kitten killing story though!
 

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Quote: EllieJP @ June 5, 2007, 1:50 AM

I remember we heard as kids that if you put salt on a slug it melts...so we did that but before long we could nearly hear it screaming in agony so we took it turns to drop big pebbles from heights in an attempt to put it out of its misery but we were too scared to do that so we kept missing. I have felt guilty about that slug for my whole life...

Not really a kitten killing story though!

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You EVIL Woman. You will go to Hell and be damned forever.
 

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How can you accidently kill a kitten? I want details. Did you sit on it?
 

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Quote: EllieJP @ June 5, 2007, 1:50 AM

I remember we heard as kids that if you put salt on a slug it melts...so we did that but before long we could nearly hear it screaming in agony so we took it turns to drop big pebbles from heights in an attempt to put it out of its misery but we were too scared to do that so we kept missing. I have felt guilty about that slug for my whole life...

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I've done it in the past. I can assure you there were no screams at all.

Quote: ajp29 @ June 5, 2007, 8:10 AM

How can you accidently kill a kitten? I want details. Did you sit on it?

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Maybe it saw her having a little lady wank. Or just her face. Either would be pretty scarring.
 

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