I am watching Big Brother.
 

I'm dyeing my housemates hair...well bleaching it. Tres amusant.
 

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In a relationship.

"Every joke is a tiny revolution," thought George Orwell. "Whatever destroys dignity, and brings down the mighty from their seats, preferably with a bump, is funny."
 

Oh dear.

Did they give you permission, or are they in fact asleep?
 

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I'M BORED. Where has everyone gone?

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*Waves*

Hello!

Quote: zooo @ July 22 2008, 10:18 PM BST

Oh dear.

Did they give you permission, or are they in fact asleep?

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By 'bleaching' she means 'cursing'. And by 'hair' she means 'soul'.
 

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A bit too good.
 

He asked me to.

He looks like a Fire Starter, a twisted Fire Starter. *sniggers at orange patches*
 

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In a relationship.

"Every joke is a tiny revolution," thought George Orwell. "Whatever destroys dignity, and brings down the mighty from their seats, preferably with a bump, is funny."
 

Hitler was a truly evil man. I mean, there's no forgiving a vegetarian.
 

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Aaron
BSG Forums & DVDs Editor
Half man, half Internet, half TV.
(Loyal follower of The Magical Aura of Laura.)

 

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Vegetarian's are strange.
 

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No, Benn! You need to carry on pumping the monkey! - Robyn BSG
 

Quote: Gavin @ July 22 2008, 10:30 PM BST

Vegetarian's are strange.

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And pastey and under-nourished.
 

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A bit too good.
 

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Vegetarian's are strange.

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Vegetarians are cruel. I've seen carrots planted six deep in an area only meant for half the number. Corn cramped into fields. Cucumbers force fed until they're the size of marrows. Or they might have been marrows. Anyway. Cruel bastards
 

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Genius.
 

And have a tendency to kill Jews, evidently.
 

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Aaron
BSG Forums & DVDs Editor
Half man, half Internet, half TV.
(Loyal follower of The Magical Aura of Laura.)

 

I'd shake my fist at all of you, but a lack of protein has caused my muscles to waste away.
 

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|Last.fm|
"Something that wasn't an innuendo." ~ Robyn, BSG

 

Peter Griffin of TV's Family Guy


Charles Campion of TV's Celebrity Masterchef
 

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I voted Obama.
 

"Do you ever sit on your hand until it goes numb and play with yourself?2

"Umm yeah."

"Well not anymore, cos your dating my daughter!"
 

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In my face! I mean your Face!
 

Quote: Leevil @ July 23 2008, 3:32 PM BST

"Do you ever sit on your hand until it goes numb and play with yourself?2

"Umm yeah."

"Well not anymore, cos your dating my daughter!"

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I love that one... especially when Meg's about to get married and tells Lois she loves her, and Lois kind of murmers it back. Brilliant.
 

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In a relationship.

"Every joke is a tiny revolution," thought George Orwell. "Whatever destroys dignity, and brings down the mighty from their seats, preferably with a bump, is funny."
 

Just walked outside and saw the first clouds from Hurricane Dolly rolling in. Hopefully it won't affect my flight to New Orleans tomorrow morning. At least we'll get some desperately needed rain.