Such a horrible word.
But fitting for what it is.
 

It is a pretty weird one.

Not the worst of the humours, mind.
 

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(Loyal follower of The Magical Aura of Laura.)

 

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ October 6 2008, 9:28 PM BST

It's too cold! My chest is all phlegmy and my toes are like ice cubes! Just had a curry to help sweat it out.

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Ooh curry.
 

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I'm the kind of man that likes to tell people what kind of man I am.
 

*squirts superglue on cut finger*

*types post*

*prises finger from keyboard*
 

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World Record holder for most BSG avatars in one day.
Undefeated at internet ping pong. Come back Graham! You can have the trophy!
Purity is for Admen to make fools of us all.
Founder (and only member) of the Real Magpie Pirates.

 

What did you cut it on?

(Obviously not your wit.)
 

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Aaron
BSG Forums & DVDs Editor
Half man, half Internet, half TV.
(Loyal follower of The Magical Aura of Laura.)

 

Quote: Aaron @ October 7 2008, 3:07 PM BST

What did you cut it on?

(Obviously not your wit.)

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Ouch!!
 

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World Record holder for most BSG avatars in one day.
Undefeated at internet ping pong. Come back Graham! You can have the trophy!
Purity is for Admen to make fools of us all.
Founder (and only member) of the Real Magpie Pirates.

 

Quote: Nil Putters @ October 7 2008, 3:05 PM BST

*squirts superglue on cut finger*

*types post*

*prises finger from keyboard*

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Do you not have normal things such as plasters?
 

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In a relationship.

"Every joke is a tiny revolution," thought George Orwell. "Whatever destroys dignity, and brings down the mighty from their seats, preferably with a bump, is funny."
 

They get in the way of my job. And there's all the sticky crap.
 

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World Record holder for most BSG avatars in one day.
Undefeated at internet ping pong. Come back Graham! You can have the trophy!
Purity is for Admen to make fools of us all.
Founder (and only member) of the Real Magpie Pirates.

 

Quote: Nil Putters @ October 7 2008, 3:14 PM BST

They get in the way of my job. And there's all the sticky crap.

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'coz glue ain't sticky?
 

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In a relationship.

"Every joke is a tiny revolution," thought George Orwell. "Whatever destroys dignity, and brings down the mighty from their seats, preferably with a bump, is funny."
 

Ah! Yeah. Well, only for a few seconds.
 

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World Record holder for most BSG avatars in one day.
Undefeated at internet ping pong. Come back Graham! You can have the trophy!
Purity is for Admen to make fools of us all.
Founder (and only member) of the Real Magpie Pirates.

 

Is this one of those things that everyone knows about/does except me?

Superglue?
On an open wound?
 

Quote: zooo @ October 7 2008, 3:17 PM BST

Is this one of those things that everyone knows about/does except me?

Superglue?
On an open wound?

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Depending on the size of the wound, I think it can be highly poisonous.


So it's not just you. It's just Nil.
 

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Aaron
BSG Forums & DVDs Editor
Half man, half Internet, half TV.
(Loyal follower of The Magical Aura of Laura.)

 

*shrugs*
 

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World Record holder for most BSG avatars in one day.
Undefeated at internet ping pong. Come back Graham! You can have the trophy!
Purity is for Admen to make fools of us all.
Founder (and only member) of the Real Magpie Pirates.

 

I believe shrugging is a symptom of superglue poisoning.

Thank goodness our side of the family is estranged from the rich bandage manufacturers, otherwise I'd be offended.
 

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I voted Obama.
 

That's a nice sausage Bandage.
 

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In my face! I mean your Face!