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EllieJP
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October 16, 2008, 2:11 PM BST
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When I get home, I hop on my love swing and get done my the long queue of men who wait outside my door.
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"Every joke is a tiny revolution," thought George Orwell. "Whatever destroys dignity, and brings down the mighty from their seats, preferably with a bump, is funny."
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Aaron
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October 16, 2008, 2:11 PM BST
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See Nil, she loves you. She wouldn't tell such blatant lies just for any man's attention.
Aaron
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Graham Bandage
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October 16, 2008, 2:12 PM BST
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Flip neck.
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EllieJP
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October 16, 2008, 2:12 PM BST
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When I'm with my brunette girlfriend we make long, dirty love in the window so everyone can see.
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"Every joke is a tiny revolution," thought George Orwell. "Whatever destroys dignity, and brings down the mighty from their seats, preferably with a bump, is funny."
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Nil Putters
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October 16, 2008, 2:13 PM BST
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Quote: EllieJP @ October 16 2008, 2:11 PM BST
When I get home, I hop on my love swing and get done my the long queue of men who wait outside my door.
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hehehehe
Quote: EllieJP @ October 16 2008, 2:12 PM BST
When I'm with my brunette girlfriend we make long, dirty love in the window so everyone can see.
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*gulp* *tugs... collar*
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RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large
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October 16, 2008, 2:14 PM BST
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Putters, ignore Aaron.
All women wear sexy underwear from posh french sounding names all the time.
All women practice kissing with their friends.
All women love rolling about in mud.
Stop ruining it for Putters, Aaron! Do you tell kids Santa isn't real too?
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Aaron
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October 16, 2008, 2:17 PM BST
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Quote: EllieJP @ October 16 2008, 2:12 PM BST
When I'm with my brunette girlfriend we make long, dirty love in the window so everyone can see.
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Yeah, this is just getting boring now. Hush, woman!
Aaron
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RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large
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Yeah Ellie! 
What time are you comming round to mine? I only ask because Putters wanted to come round for tea.
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Aaron
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October 16, 2008, 2:18 PM BST
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Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ October 16 2008, 2:14 PM BST
Stop ruining it for Putters, Aaron! Do you tell kids Santa isn't real too?
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No, but I tell them that his name is Father Christmas.
Aaron
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zooo
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October 16, 2008, 2:19 PM BST
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I think she's just embarrassd about the crotchless underwear and is now trying to make it LOOK like it was a lie!
a HA!
Where are all the good men dead, in the heart or in the head?
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Nil Putters
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October 16, 2008, 2:19 PM BST
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Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ October 16 2008, 2:14 PM BST
Putters, ignore Aaron.
All women wear sexy underwear from posh french sounding names all the time.
All women practice kissing with their friends.
All women love rolling about in mud.
Stop ruining it for Putters, Aaron! Do you tell kids Santa isn't real too?
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Aaron who?!
hehehehe I like you, you can stay. 
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EllieJP
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October 16, 2008, 2:20 PM BST
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I will say now, I don't wear crotchless knickers or nippless bras. Sorry to dissapoint, I don't own a love swing or love eggs and I've never made love to a woman. Bloody hell - I'm Aaron.
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"Every joke is a tiny revolution," thought George Orwell. "Whatever destroys dignity, and brings down the mighty from their seats, preferably with a bump, is funny."
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Nil Putters
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October 16, 2008, 2:21 PM BST
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Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ October 16 2008, 2:18 PM BST
Yeah Ellie!
What time are you comming round to mine? I only ask because Putters wanted to come round for tea.
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I'll bring the fresh cream. 
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Graham Bandage
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October 16, 2008, 2:21 PM BST
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Nil Putters
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October 16, 2008, 2:22 PM BST
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