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Nil Putters

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September 20, 2008, 10:30 AM BST Edited by Nil Putters on September 20 2008, 10:31 AM BST
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Rrrrrrrrrr  That stupid fucking bitch upstairs.  And her fucking shite music.
Oh, morning.
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Finck

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September 20, 2008, 10:34 AM BST
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Quote: Nil Putters @ September 20 2008, 10:30 AM BST
Rrrrrrrrrr That stupid fucking bitch upstairs. And her fucking shite music. 
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Morning!
If it was this...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrOtqtQN84k
...mixed with sounds of someone jumping around like a maniac, just come upstairs and have a cup of tea with me.
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Aaron

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September 20, 2008, 10:34 AM BST
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Is she doing sex to Euro techno?
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Nil Putters

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September 20, 2008, 10:38 AM BST
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Quote: Finck @ September 20 2008, 10:34 AM BST
Morning! 
If it was this...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrOtqtQN84k
...mixed with sounds of someone jumping around like a maniac, just come upstairs and have a cup of tea with me. 
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I wish. Nah, it's just crap R'n'B bollocks by the sound of it.
Quote: Aaron @ September 20 2008, 10:34 AM BST
Is she doing sex to Euro techno?
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 You haven't seen her.
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Finck

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September 20, 2008, 10:41 AM BST
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Quote: Nil Putters @ September 20 2008, 10:38 AM BST
I wish. Nah, it's just crap R'n'B bollocks by the sound of it.
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Yeah, I feared you weren't the lesbian couple from the flat downstairs.
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Aaron

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October 16, 2008, 11:15 AM BST
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1) When texts send, but aren't received, and for no apparent reason. 
2) When my computer restarts in the middle of the night, presumably something to do with a system update.
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October 16, 2008, 11:37 AM BST
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Quote: Aaron @ October 16 2008, 11:15 AM BST
1) When texts send, but aren't received, and for no apparent reason. 
2) When my computer restarts in the middle of the night, presumably something to do with a system update.
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Agreed.
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Graham Bandage

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October 16, 2008, 11:43 AM BST
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I want to hear more about the lesbian couple downstairs.
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Nil Putters

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October 16, 2008, 11:54 AM BST
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Non attentive shop staff.
Putters : "Some King Size red Rizla please."
Idiot : "Yep, what colour?"
or
Putters : "Just that please."
Idiot : "Any petrol with that?"
Listen!!
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Finck

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October 16, 2008, 11:56 AM BST
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Quote: Graham Bandage @ October 16 2008, 11:43 AM BST
I want to hear more about the lesbian couple downstairs.
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D'you want to hear the truth or shall I invent something interesting?
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October 16, 2008, 11:57 AM BST
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I get pissed off when my authority isn't treated with respect! Grrr
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"Every joke is a tiny revolution," thought George Orwell. "Whatever destroys dignity, and brings down the mighty from their seats, preferably with a bump, is funny."
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chipolata

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October 16, 2008, 11:58 AM BST
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Quote: EllieJP @ October 16 2008, 11:57 AM BST
I get pissed off when my authority isn't treated with respect! Grrr
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Does that sentence make sense?
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October 16, 2008, 11:59 AM BST
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No.
In a relationship.
"Every joke is a tiny revolution," thought George Orwell. "Whatever destroys dignity, and brings down the mighty from their seats, preferably with a bump, is funny."
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chipolata

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October 16, 2008, 12:00 PM BST
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Quote: EllieJP @ October 16 2008, 11:59 AM BST
No.
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October 16, 2008, 12:01 PM BST
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Quote: EllieJP @ October 16 2008, 11:57 AM BST
I get pissed off when my authority isn't treated with respect! Grrr
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I always read your posts in the context of 'In a relationship.', because of your sig...
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