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Charley

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June 20, 2007, 1:13 AM BST
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Looking forward to it Ellie. Hope I dont trip over my tits as we are jumping on the bed though. We could always use them as skipping rope.
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EllieJP

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June 20, 2007, 1:14 AM BST
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I could hold them up for you...what are mates for?!
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"Every joke is a tiny revolution," thought George Orwell. "Whatever destroys dignity, and brings down the mighty from their seats, preferably with a bump, is funny."
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Leevil

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June 20, 2007, 1:15 AM BST
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"And then you go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like that!"
In my face! I mean your Face!
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Gavin

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June 20, 2007, 1:15 AM BST
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Disturbing beyond belief
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EllieJP

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June 20, 2007, 1:16 AM BST
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In a relationship.
"Every joke is a tiny revolution," thought George Orwell. "Whatever destroys dignity, and brings down the mighty from their seats, preferably with a bump, is funny."
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Charley

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June 20, 2007, 1:33 AM BST Edited by Charley on June 20 2007, 1:33 AM BST
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Awww Ellie you are a sweetie. Okay you hold them up, I will make a mosquito net out of my other saggy bits.
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EllieJP

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June 20, 2007, 1:39 AM BST
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I really don't know what to think of that comment! You do come out with the best sayings! I have no idea how that is even possible!
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"Every joke is a tiny revolution," thought George Orwell. "Whatever destroys dignity, and brings down the mighty from their seats, preferably with a bump, is funny."
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Ed Parnell

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June 20, 2007, 1:41 AM BST
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In Charley world, anything is possible. It's like a porno fantasy island. "Boss, the Plane! The Plane!!!"
There's not a day which goes by I don't think of you. The nights are crap too.
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Charley

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June 20, 2007, 1:41 AM BST
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Quote: Ed Parnell @ June 20, 2007, 12:41 AM
In Charley world, anything is possible. It's like a porno fantasy island. "Boss, the Plane! The Plane!!!"
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Sorry... NOT!
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Gavin

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June 20, 2007, 1:46 AM BST
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Is every man a plumber on porno Fantasy Island?
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June 20, 2007, 2:12 AM BST Edited by Jude on June 20 2007, 2:12 AM BST
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I don`t know is every man a plumber on porno Fantasy Island?
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Charley

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June 20, 2007, 2:55 AM BST
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Quote: EllieJP @ June 20, 2007, 12:39 AM
I really don't know what to think of that comment! You do come out with the best sayings! I have no idea how that is even possible!
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Well I dont want to be to crude Ellie but it involves stretching something from down south and pulling it up north & making a nice little mosquito net.
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EllieJP

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June 20, 2007, 3:19 AM BST
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Ed Parnell

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June 20, 2007, 4:12 AM BST
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Quote: charley rance @ June 20, 2007, 1:55 AM
Well I dont want to be to crude Ellie but it involves stretching something from down south and pulling it up north & making a nice little mosquito net.
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I've tried it.
All I got was extreme pain and a caution.
There's not a day which goes by I don't think of you. The nights are crap too.
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June 20, 2007, 8:41 AM BST
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Quote: EllieJP @ June 19, 2007, 11:36 PM
Bet that pisses on your fire!?
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Will people please stop pissing on fires?
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