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sootyj
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July 27, 2008, 4:32 PM BST
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Tour groups of Americans meeting, in the undergound part of undergorund stations.
The total, total bastards.
It's bad enough your usinmg every one's petrol, do you have to use our oxygen as well.
Hoodies should stab these wankers for their community service.
The ASDA of satire.
I hate purity, I hate goodness!I don't want any virtue to exist anywhere. I want everyone to be corrupt to the bones.
But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.
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July 27, 2008, 6:21 PM BST Edited by dannyjb1 on July 27 2008, 6:20 PM BST
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Quote: Gavin @ July 27 2008, 1:59 PM BST
What bar?
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There's a bar, thank christ. A pint of magners, hell make it 2.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ July 27 2008, 1:30 AM BST
Any volunteers?
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Leevil
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July 27, 2008, 6:48 PM BST
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TTPYO: My sore throat *cough cough* 
In my face! I mean your Face!
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Scatterbrained Floozy
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July 27, 2008, 6:58 PM BST
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TTPYO: Sore throats in general. 
"Where were you at the time of the murder Reverend Green?" "I was in the library with Miss Scarlett...and a rope..."
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Aaron
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July 30, 2008, 10:43 PM BST
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Quote: sootyj @ July 27 2008, 4:32 PM BST
Tour groups of Americans meeting, in the undergound part of undergorund stations.
The total, total bastards.
It's bad enough your usinmg every one's petrol, do you have to use our oxygen as well.
Hoodies should stab these wankers for their community service.
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Wow, something I can agree with sootyj on. Even if he was probably joking around...
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sootyj
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July 30, 2008, 10:52 PM BST
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Who says I was joking?
Another thing that pisses me off, no one tkaing my homicidal urges seriously.
But those fucking groups blocking up the underground walk ways.
I hate them so much.
The ASDA of satire.
I hate purity, I hate goodness!I don't want any virtue to exist anywhere. I want everyone to be corrupt to the bones.
But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.
1984
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Scatterbrained Floozy
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July 31, 2008, 1:37 PM BST
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My mum! She just made the most embarrassing suggestion *ever* (which I am NOT repeating for love nor money!), and it's set me giggling for the whole day!
"Where were you at the time of the murder Reverend Green?" "I was in the library with Miss Scarlett...and a rope..."
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Paul W
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July 31, 2008, 1:39 PM BST
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Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 31 2008, 1:37 PM BST
My mum! She just made the most embarrassing suggestion *ever* (which I am NOT repeating for love nor money!), and it's set me giggling for the whole day!
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Please god tell us.
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Graham Bandage
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July 31, 2008, 1:40 PM BST
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Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 31 2008, 1:37 PM BST
My mum! She just made the most embarrassing suggestion *ever* (which I am NOT repeating for love nor money!), and it's set me giggling for the whole day!
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Red card, Scatters. Red card. You can't do that!
I voted Obama.
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Scatterbrained Floozy
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July 31, 2008, 1:41 PM BST
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You would just all go "ewwwwwww!" and never speak to me again anyway!
"Where were you at the time of the murder Reverend Green?" "I was in the library with Miss Scarlett...and a rope..."
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Nil Putters
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July 31, 2008, 1:42 PM BST
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Do it! Do it! Do it!
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Scatterbrained Floozy
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July 31, 2008, 1:43 PM BST
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Promise you won't all exile me?
"Where were you at the time of the murder Reverend Green?" "I was in the library with Miss Scarlett...and a rope..."
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Finck
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July 31, 2008, 1:45 PM BST
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Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 31 2008, 1:43 PM BST
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Promised!
Popcorn anyone?
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Graham Bandage
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July 31, 2008, 1:45 PM BST Edited by Graham Bandage on July 31 2008, 1:45 PM BST
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We won't exile you. Or tell anyone.
This is going to be ace.
I voted Obama.
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Scatterbrained Floozy
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July 31, 2008, 1:46 PM BST
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You're not meant to say the last bit out loud, Graham, and I don't think that it'll even be that great when I repeat it!
"Where were you at the time of the murder Reverend Green?" "I was in the library with Miss Scarlett...and a rope..."
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