No one said that that's the reason.


Anyway, it's always worked for me.
 

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Says he with the fiance and probably wonderful future together - when do I get mine?
 

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Quote: ian_w @ June 30 2008, 8:55 PM BST

Says he with the fiance and probably wonderful future together

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There's always someone with some kind of deficiency.
 

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Aaron
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I don't know if that means your fiance or that there's hope for me
 

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"especially considering that the guy was apparently going to get me lube." - Robyn, BSG.
 

Well I intended it as the former, but if you want to keep it in mind as a ray of hope, then be my guest!
 

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Aaron
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Aw,
Quick, tell ian how you snagged yours so he can go out and get one!
 

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Where are all the good men dead, in the heart or in the head?
 

He certainly won't need to go out; internet.
 

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Ahh. Interesting!
You mean you didn't go and pick her up in a bar? You surprise me.
 

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Where are all the good men dead, in the heart or in the head?
 

She's probably virtual anyway if not virtuous.
 

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http://www.eols.org.uk/
 

Quote: zooo @ June 30 2008, 9:44 PM BST

Ahh. Interesting!
You mean you didn't go and pick her up in a bar?

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I'd have been maced.
 

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I lock eyes with loads of girls when I go out - I can tell when they're interested, there're little mannerisms. But when it comes to talking, I always, always say something so completely dickheadish that makes them shocked or back away from the weirdo and then I get home and bite my fist and rock in my chair.


Not out to the pub though - drinking is shit.
 

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Quote: ian_w @ June 30 2008, 10:03 PM BST

I lock eyes with loads of girls when I go out

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Already ahead of me in numerous ways then.

Quote: ian_w @ June 30 2008, 10:03 PM BST

I can tell when they're interested

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And again.

Quote: ian_w @ June 30 2008, 10:03 PM BST

But when it comes to talking, I always, always say something so completely dickheadish that makes them shocked or back away from the weirdo

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And again!
 

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Quote: ian_w @ June 30 2008, 10:05 PM BST

I lock eyes with loads of girls when I go out - I can tell when they're interested, there're little mannerisms. But when it comes to talking, I always, always say something so completely dickheadish that makes them shocked or back away from the weirdo and then I get home and bite my fist and rock in my chair.


Not out to the pub though - drinking is shit.

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So... ian is a hottie, but lacks speaking skills.

What you need is a deaf girl.
 

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Quote: ian_w @ June 30 2008, 10:05 PM BST

Not out to the pub though - drinking is shit.

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I approve.

Quote: zooo @ June 30 2008, 10:07 PM BST

What you need is a deaf girl.

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Speaking in tongues.
 

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Aaron
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Ooh there was just an errant apostrophe on the Big Brother subtitles.

Tut.


 

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