Having to go out to work when I'ge got loads of things I want to write about.
 

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Playwrite extraordinaire.

http://www.eols.org.uk/
 

Getting notes put under the windscreen wipers of my car.
 

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http://www.justinhustlin.com/team_piratejude.html


 

Quote: Jude @ June 7, 2007, 9:30 AM

Getting notes put under the windscreen wipers of my car.

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NOTE: Are you sick of having notes under your windscreen? Call this number 07898975757 to receive one through the mail or have some guy hassle you in the street.
 

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In my face! I mean your Face!
 

Lol, my car `Big Banana` is pretty easy to spot though.
 

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Founder Member of the First Chapter of Guys & Girlie Pirates. AKA The Girlie Pirates.

http://www.justinhustlin.com/team_piratejude.html


 

People phoning me up during my drinking and watching tv time 8 times in a row the phone went off when I was watching Seinfeld last night I was not impressed. WHAT IS SO IMPORTANT YOU HAD TO PHONE ME EIGHT TIMES!! COULDNT YOU OF TOLD ME ON THE LAST 7? ARRRG
 

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No, Benn! You need to carry on pumping the monkey! - Robyn BSG
 

Toddlers. They are so cute but they dont let up. I want! grizzling, stamping, picking their nose. Showing me their dirty nappies and their 3cm line of snot. Staring at me through crazy eyes with their faces smothered in chocolate or possibly pooh. They are taking over the world. They are everywhere. Under my feet. I trod on one at the supermarket yesterday. Gosh did it holler. I thought the roof was going to cave in & the mum stab me in the eyeball with a tin of baked beans.. So cute yet dangerous. Little Evil Munchkins



 

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Sorry... NOT!
 

Some stupid kid ran into my leg the other day in a supermarket full pelt then his mother gave me shit about watching were I was walking. Silly cow I was standing still if she wasnt so busy dry humping the shelf stacker she'd teach her inbred crossed eyed Slug of a child to walk properly. Mind you she had a nice ass the skanky bitch
 

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No, Benn! You need to carry on pumping the monkey! - Robyn BSG
 

 

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Sorry... NOT!
 

Things that piss me off.

Hotel's nailing stuff down so you don't steal them, i went to a hotel in france where the toilet seat was nailed down, what next the toilet lid and you have to unscrew the bog and shit down the S bend, it is written on my "10 things to do before i die" list that i will one day leave the hotel, and start backing up a removal truck, then the whole room will be loaded in to the van and even the room service lady will be packed in.
 

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**check my profile for more material** This guy got arrested in the states for using a childs urinal in a public toilet, he said "i was practising my aim as my wife gets angry at me for missing the bowl at home" i believe it was a genuine mistake and he failed to notice the kid using the same urinal. (lewis roberts brighter side c)
 

Tell me what hotel * I will get a job as the room service lady.x
 

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Sorry... NOT!
 

I'm talking food service and drink service, not "that" kind of service, you could be one of those short skirted maids, with the suspenders, no doubt you have that costume.
 

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**check my profile for more material** This guy got arrested in the states for using a childs urinal in a public toilet, he said "i was practising my aim as my wife gets angry at me for missing the bowl at home" i believe it was a genuine mistake and he failed to notice the kid using the same urinal. (lewis roberts brighter side c)
 

I remember ordering one of those maids when I was on holiday once. She had more hair then I did and my beer rippled when she walked, last time I go Thomas Cook
 

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Meet The Newmans
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No, Benn! You need to carry on pumping the monkey! - Robyn BSG
 

Quote: charley rance @ June 7, 2007, 4:04 PM

Toddlers. They are so cute but they dont let up. I want! grizzling, stamping, picking their nose. Showing me their dirty nappies and their 3cm line of snot. Staring at me through crazy eyes with their faces smothered in chocolate or possibly pooh. They are taking over the world. They are everywhere. Under my feet. I trod on one at the supermarket yesterday. Gosh did it holler. I thought the roof was going to cave in & the mum stab me in the eyeball with a tin of baked beans.. So cute yet dangerous. Little Evil Munchkins

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You could be a granny soon you know!
 

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Playwrite extraordinaire.

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And a paaaaaaartrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiidge in a pear treeeeeee.
 

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Half man, half Internet, half TV.
(Loyal follower of The Magical Aura of Laura.)

 

Why can't they show decent telly through the early hours? Even if it's repeats, I don't pay stupid money to see a back at 7:00AM sign!!!!!!!!!!!

Grrrrrrr!!!

Puts porn on. Damn it's a repeat!!!
 

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In my face! I mean your Face!