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EllieJP
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May 14, 2008, 9:02 PM BST
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No, she's an elephant...they never forget.
In a relationship.
"Every joke is a tiny revolution," thought George Orwell. "Whatever destroys dignity, and brings down the mighty from their seats, preferably with a bump, is funny."
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jacparov
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May 14, 2008, 9:05 PM BST
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Quote: Alan Cornforth @ May 14 2008, 8:52 PM BST
If you are a Scorpio then I'm in trouble!?!
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I'm a Scorpio and I'm her manwhore, so yes you are in trouble. I'm like an avenging Mary Magdalen.
Why must I lose to this idiot!
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Aaron
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May 14, 2008, 9:23 PM BST
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Quote: Charly @ May 14 2008, 8:28 PM BST
"But I will remember..."
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She will you know, for she is the Great One!
Aaron
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Alan C
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May 14, 2008, 9:23 PM BST
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Quote: EllieJP @ May 14 2008, 9:02 PM BST
No, she's an elephant...they never forget.
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Then she sure has an appropriate nickname - i'll send her some virtual warburton buns to make up for insulting Mr McDonald!
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Aaron
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May 14, 2008, 9:26 PM BST
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Quote: EllieJP @ May 14 2008, 9:02 PM BST
No, she's an elephant...they never forget.
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OOooooo, she's gonna get you for that!
Quote: Alan Cornforth @ May 14 2008, 8:52 PM BST
If you are a Scorpio then I'm in trouble!?!
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She transcends star signs, for she is a diety. An omni-present being to whom the lesser should pledge allegiance.
Aaron
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EllieJP
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May 14, 2008, 9:28 PM BST
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Quote: Aaron @ May 14 2008, 9:26 PM BST
OOooooo, she's gonna get you for that!
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It wasn't meant to be horrible.
In a relationship.
"Every joke is a tiny revolution," thought George Orwell. "Whatever destroys dignity, and brings down the mighty from their seats, preferably with a bump, is funny."
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Alan C
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May 14, 2008, 9:30 PM BST
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Quote: Aaron @ May 14 2008, 9:26 PM BST
She transcends star signs, for she is a diety.
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My star sign told me to quit the dieting and go to the gym more often 
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Aaron
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May 14, 2008, 9:47 PM BST
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Woops, my bad. Deity. 
*worships to zooo*
Aaron
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roscoff
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May 14, 2008, 10:12 PM BST
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Well done Cornforth. I will avoid the plague of frogs after my water sports comment. Nicely smoke screened. In your debt. The bear.
Genius.
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zooo
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May 14, 2008, 10:40 PM BST
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I am not a heffalump!
I am a cancerian...
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Scatterbrained Floozy
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May 15, 2008, 5:25 PM BST
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I am too!
"Where were you at the time of the murder Reverend Green?" "I was in the library with Miss Scarlett...and a rope..."
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EllieJP
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May 15, 2008, 5:26 PM BST
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Me too.
In a relationship.
"Every joke is a tiny revolution," thought George Orwell. "Whatever destroys dignity, and brings down the mighty from their seats, preferably with a bump, is funny."
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Scatterbrained Floozy
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May 15, 2008, 5:28 PM BST
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 Wow!
TTPYO-HMV online! ARGH!
"Where were you at the time of the murder Reverend Green?" "I was in the library with Miss Scarlett...and a rope..."
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Charly
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May 15, 2008, 5:40 PM BST
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Me too! (if cancerian means cancer)
Die zauberhafte Aura von Laura!
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Scatterbrained Floozy
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May 15, 2008, 5:42 PM BST
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Hehe yeah. July 10th for me! Put it in your diaries. 
"Where were you at the time of the murder Reverend Green?" "I was in the library with Miss Scarlett...and a rope..."
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