Have had a really good couple of weeks and have nothing to be pissed off about. Which is really pissing me off.
 

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Genius.
 

Tiny men in flash cars piss me off. They only drive them with booster seats under their tiny tight arseholes, coz we think they are BIG.
Stoopid cocks!
 

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Agreed.
 

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Yea & when they snash into your car & have to get out of their bolster seats to give you details, the pen they use is bigger than them. They hold it like a gigantarian spear.
Cocks!
 

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Thanks Charley I feel better now.
 

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Neighbour getting the landlord to come round and tell me about parking, fucking bitch if she wasn't such a protitute then prhaps she wouldnt have 7 cars outside her 1 bedroom house and none of the fuckers park straight
 

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Quote: roscoff @ May 13 2008, 6:33 PM BST

Thanks Charley I feel better now.

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Was that you. Were you the lickle diddy man that scratched my brooom brooom!
That diddy lickle tiny small wee dot man can use that scrape down my car as a slide. I hope he flies off into the air going down it & ends up bird food.
 

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Is she so good they can't take the time to park? And 7 at once!?
 

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"But he doesn't understand, Irwin *does* like him. He seldom looks at anyone else...Because nor do I. Our eyes meet looking at Dakin!"

~Girlie Pirate~ Proudly number 2 in "Guys and Girlie Pirates"
 

Quote: Gavin @ May 13 2008, 6:33 PM BST

Neighbour getting the landlord to come round and tell me about parking, fucking bitch if she wasn't such a protitute then prhaps she wouldnt have 7 cars outside her 1 bedroom house and none of the fuckers park straight

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I would go & laminate a sign & stick it to all the car windows.
Just say "Park Straight when visiting this tute or I will use my DVLA contacts to get your addy & tell your frigid wives!

Cocks!
 

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I dunno maybe they are family I don't have time to take down their life stories but! the fact stilll remains I have 2 carpark spots and I choose to fill one of my spots with a knackered old bike I'm trying to repair .
 

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Quote: Gavin @ May 13 2008, 6:37 PM BST

I dunno maybe they are family I don't have time to take down their life stories but! the fact stilll remains I have 2 carpark spots and I choose to fill one of my spots with a knackered old bike I'm trying to repair .

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That is know way to talk about your giirlfriend Gav. *Shakes head*
 

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She's under the decking, last time she nags about the curtain rail...
 

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Good what a bitch.
Curtain rails are the least important thing in the world. She should feel lucky she has a window.



 

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...hey what about stud muffin boyfriend!
 

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daaaaaaaaaaaaaamn
 

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