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Scatterbrained Floozy
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May 1, 2008, 7:08 PM BST
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It wasn't even funny! I learnt some good jokes in Spanish today though!
"Where were you at the time of the murder, Reverend Green?" "I was in the library with Miss Scarlett...and a rope..."
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jacparov
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May 1, 2008, 7:13 PM BST
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When doing a Spanish test Scats, have you ever been tempted to write:
Whats with all the questions? I didn't expect the spanish inquisition!(sp?)
Or indeed: I am a fish.
Hey! What are you doing? You don't know me, I might beat you.
If you can beat me, I'd know you.
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roscoff
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May 1, 2008, 7:13 PM BST
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What's good about Spanish chocolate? Bueno of course! I'll get my coat.
Genius.
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Scatterbrained Floozy
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Quote: jacparov @ May 1 2008, 7:13 PM BST
When doing a Spanish test Scats, have you ever been tempted to write:
Whats with all the questions? I didn't expect the spanish inquisition!(sp?)
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Haha! Well apparently someone got an A on a psychology exam when the question was "What is courage?" and they wrote "This is."
Plus, what did the Spanish fireman call his children? Hose-A and Hose-B! (Say it out loud!)
"Where were you at the time of the murder, Reverend Green?" "I was in the library with Miss Scarlett...and a rope..."
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Reece
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May 1, 2008, 7:16 PM BST
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IT IS SHIT AND U ALL KNOW WHAT WEBSITE IS BETTER THAT IS RIGHT CHORTLE
http://forums.chortle.co.uk/
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jacparov
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May 1, 2008, 7:17 PM BST
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Cool, I heard about a guy at uni who was doing his physics thesis and claimed that hell had frozen over, after a load of physics jargon and math it came down to the fact that a girl in his year had said she would sleep with him when hell freezes over and as he had been with her the week before it constituted as proof! He got good marks.
Hey! What are you doing? You don't know me, I might beat you.
If you can beat me, I'd know you.
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zooo
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May 1, 2008, 7:18 PM BST
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This is why I love examiners.
Where are all the good men dead, in the heart or in the head?
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Scatterbrained Floozy
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May 1, 2008, 7:19 PM BST
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Haha! Have you heard about invigilator games?
"Where were you at the time of the murder, Reverend Green?" "I was in the library with Miss Scarlett...and a rope..."
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May 1, 2008, 7:20 PM BST
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No! Wassat?
Where are all the good men dead, in the heart or in the head?
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jacparov
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May 1, 2008, 7:21 PM BST
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No? Sounds spooky.
Hey! What are you doing? You don't know me, I might beat you.
If you can beat me, I'd know you.
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Scatterbrained Floozy
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May 1, 2008, 7:23 PM BST
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Apparently all the invigilators play games to pass the time. Like if someone puts their hand up for help, a couple of them will try to beat each other to the person. Or they'll think of categories like "Would have the ugliest children" and stand by two people who they think would fit into that category!
"Where were you at the time of the murder, Reverend Green?" "I was in the library with Miss Scarlett...and a rope..."
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zooo
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May 1, 2008, 7:23 PM BST
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Oh no!
That's hilarious though.
Where are all the good men dead, in the heart or in the head?
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Scatterbrained Floozy
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May 1, 2008, 7:26 PM BST
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Since I heard about it I get really self concious when they stop by me!
"Where were you at the time of the murder, Reverend Green?" "I was in the library with Miss Scarlett...and a rope..."
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jacparov
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May 1, 2008, 7:26 PM BST
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And on tax payers money!
Hey! What are you doing? You don't know me, I might beat you.
If you can beat me, I'd know you.
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Scatterbrained Floozy
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May 1, 2008, 7:27 PM BST
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Well they do just stand around on tax payers money to invigilate anyway!
"Where were you at the time of the murder, Reverend Green?" "I was in the library with Miss Scarlett...and a rope..."
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