Bless it.

 

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Founder Member of the First Chapter of Guys & Girlie Pirates. AKA The Girlie Pirates.

http://www.justinhustlin.com/team_piratejude.html


 

The Eurovision Song Contest - and no, I'm not on the wrong thread because it really pisses me off! But do you know what? As much as the Eurovision Song Contest pisses me off, what pisses me off even more will be the fact that I'll end up watching the Eurovision Song Contest tomorrow night and that REALLY pisses me off!!!!!!
 

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'To Be or Not To be, Innit - A Yoof-Speak Guide to Shakespeare' is now out!
To find out more go to www.yoofspeak.net

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The dodo died. Then Dodi died, Di died and Dando died... Dido must be pooing herself.
 

That's why it's ALWAYS so much fun. We haven't got a life (well those who watch it).
 

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Playwrite extraordinaire.

http://www.eols.org.uk/
 

I`ve got a life & I watch it, it`s either that or the village pig roast.
 

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Founder Member of the First Chapter of Guys & Girlie Pirates. AKA The Girlie Pirates.

http://www.justinhustlin.com/team_piratejude.html


 

Well if it came to that.....
 

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Playwrite extraordinaire.

http://www.eols.org.uk/
 

Either way, plenty of ale will be drunk.
 

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Founder Member of the First Chapter of Guys & Girlie Pirates. AKA The Girlie Pirates.

http://www.justinhustlin.com/team_piratejude.html


 

Things that piss me off...

Being told you have high blood pressure and been ordered to stick to a diet of fruit, cerial (with vommit inducing skimmed milk) and bread with olivio (actually its quite tasty). I'm only 22 for christ sakes, bloody genetics.
 

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Hola, Wilkommen to le BSG. Proud member of the ESG (European Sitcom Guide)


 

Aww, that is a bummer.

And that skimmed milk... It tastes like nat`s piss!
 

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Founder Member of the First Chapter of Guys & Girlie Pirates. AKA The Girlie Pirates.

http://www.justinhustlin.com/team_piratejude.html


 

Who's Nat and how do you know what his piss tastes like?

Although some famous people such as Gandhi and Sarah Miles were known to drink their own.
 

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Playwrite extraordinaire.

http://www.eols.org.uk/
 

Yeah, sucks to be me
 

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Hola, Wilkommen to le BSG. Proud member of the ESG (European Sitcom Guide)


 

The hole in the ozone layer pisses me off, every morning I get up and think that lazy ozone isn't pulling its damn weight when I have holes in my clothes I have to either get someone that can sew....or buy new pair get your act toether Ozone or else!!
 

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Meet The Newmans
Meet The Newmans First animation

No, Benn! You need to carry on pumping the monkey! - Robyn BSG
 

I vote we get rid of the ozone layer, who needs it anyway.
 

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**check my profile for more material** This guy got arrested in the states for using a childs urinal in a public toilet, he said "i was practising my aim as my wife gets angry at me for missing the bowl at home" i believe it was a genuine mistake and he failed to notice the kid using the same urinal. (lewis roberts brighter side c)
 

Yeah & just how big is it?

*Hides several large cans of Girlie-Pirate-Mega-Hold-Keepie-Uppie Hairspray*


 

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Founder Member of the First Chapter of Guys & Girlie Pirates. AKA The Girlie Pirates.

http://www.justinhustlin.com/team_piratejude.html


 

I think they should bring back the Ozone, its much better than that crap Transmission bollocks on channel 4.
 

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Hola, Wilkommen to le BSG. Proud member of the ESG (European Sitcom Guide)


 

And requires less hairspray.
 

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Founder Member of the First Chapter of Guys & Girlie Pirates. AKA The Girlie Pirates.

http://www.justinhustlin.com/team_piratejude.html