Just found this on Chortle forums:

Growling Clown Entertainment plan to film some bizarre comedy sketches next year - featuring zombies, freaks, strippers etc

If anyone wants to contribute any potential scripts please email info@growlingclown.com

Link:
http://forums.chortle.co.uk/viewtopic.php?t=25485

No more idea than that, but if any of you have sketches that you thought might not get made, think again.

(I know at least one of you has a sitcom based around this kind of thing...)

Dan
 

Cheers Dan. I've got a couple of sketches that might suit this.
 

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Nice one, Dan.

Sootyj is going to have a field day with this...
 

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Quote: David Bussell @ November 18 2008, 12:19 PM GMT

Sootyj is going to have a field day with this...

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Whenever I've thought of the phrase Growling Clown, Sooty is the one user that springs to mind.

 

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I don't growl I roar!

Actually I can't think of anything to submit, I always thought I was quite sophisticated.
 

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The ASDA of satire.

I hate purity, I hate goodness!I don't want any virtue to exist anywhere. I want everyone to be corrupt to the bones.

But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.

1984
 

I sent a few sketches in to this before and got a reply just a minute ago saying that they want "ruder, cruder, more bizarre shit".

The stuff I sent in was pretty weird but also quite dark, so I don't know if that's what put them off, or if they really do just want bat-shit crazy stuff.

Bit more info on it for you anyway.
 

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"You have an answer for every question don't you"

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I sent in two quickies and got a reply saying that they liked them.
 

I sent a few bits and bobs no repsonse though.
 

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http://sardoinucs.blogspot.com/

The ASDA of satire.

I hate purity, I hate goodness!I don't want any virtue to exist anywhere. I want everyone to be corrupt to the bones.

But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.

1984
 

Here's the word from the Growling Clown...

We're filming a Grindhouse B-Movie zombie horror film next year called "Zombie Whores of Satan" and are looking for potential "sketch" ideas that could fit into the movie - there's also gonna be a running gag about a newsroom crew with gratuitous tits and violence included.

Plus we plan to film some zombie/freak/tit/bizarre sketches as well for use in our clubnight show "House of the Golden Lotus", as well as possibly touting for a bizarre sketch show ...
 

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That is exactly the same email I got from them. Not much to go on. Violence and tits.

I'll have to work out how to get it into a sketch but I'd like to see lots of zombies shambling towards the camera, mostly moaning, "brains" with one dressed as Gary Glitter moaning, "bairns."
 

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I'm an enabler...a facilitator...a possibilitiser...
 

I was going to write a sketch set around a ceremonial sacrifice. The High Priest calls for the items to be sacrificed; first up a goat, then a cat and finally a cock which - you guessed it - turns out to be a real human body part. But as the High Priest lifts it up to the alter it does a wee. One of the satanic worshipers - who is inexplicably Italian - cries out "Cock-a-leeky!" and someone hands him a bowl of soup....

Do you think this is the sort of thing they're after?

(I'm not serious)
 

It sounds like an evil Russell Abbott, which is a good thing.
 

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http://sardoinucs.blogspot.com/

The ASDA of satire.

I hate purity, I hate goodness!I don't want any virtue to exist anywhere. I want everyone to be corrupt to the bones.

But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.

1984
 

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ November 20 2008, 10:53 AM GMT

Finally a cock which - you guessed it - turns out to be a real human bodily part.

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I wouldn't go shouting that about, this stuff is catnip to Henman.
 

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I might send it to them for a laugh.

Shall I use the pen name Russ 'I'm a satanist so I killed a' Abbot?

Or Russ Morbid Black Death Abbot?
 

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ November 20 2008, 11:08 AM GMT

I might send it to them for a laugh.

Shall I use the pen name Russ 'I'm a satanist so I killed a' Abbot?

Or Russ Morbid Black Death Abbot?

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I'd go with Lee Henman, that's what I always to when I'm tossing out half-baked ideas.
 

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