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On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Mark said:
Sorry about the downtime earlier everyone. The server decided to have a little hissy fit. All should be working again.
As mentioned previously we'll be moving to a better server soon - I'm fed up of this one.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Aaron said:
I thought for a moment that I was downloading too much. 
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, David Chapman said:
I was worried you'd had enough and closed the site - because I'd recently joined.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Jake How said:
Was the website down yesterday ?
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Aaron said:
No.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Leevil said:
Lol.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Jake How said:
Quote: Aaron @ May 6 2008, 2:34 PM BSTNo.
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Ok I just had trouble getting on the site.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, wayne lewis said:
Quote: Jake How @ May 6 2008, 2:35 PM BSTOk I just had trouble getting on the site.
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Glad to see the quality filter is working Aaron.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Charley said:
Quote: Mark @ March 3 2007, 7:16 PM GMTSorry about the downtime earlier everyone. The server decided to have a little hissy fit. All should be working again.
As mentioned previously we'll be moving to a better server soon - I'm fed up of this one.
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It is not good enough Mark. You should be punished.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Aaron said:
Quote: wayne lewis @ May 7 2008, 8:09 PM BSTGlad to see the quality filter is working Aaron.
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If there was a quality filter, the Critique forum would have about a dozen threads.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Aaron said:
I must apologise for today's downtime. The server threw a bit of a wobbly again, but we've sorted it out now. We may have to take the site offline again for a short period later this week, possibly tomorrow, for further maintenance and such, but will endeavour to let you know beforehand.
Now, who wants a cookie?
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, zooo said:
Me please.
*kisses all forums*
Yeah do it tomorrow! While I'm out preferably!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, EllieJP said:
*Hugs General and never lets go*
*Tears and snivvles*
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Winterlight said:
I hope you fail your degree, Aaron.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Aaron said:
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Alan C said:
Quote: Winterlight @ May 21 2008, 1:02 PM BSTI hope you fail your degree, Aaron.
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Cruel
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, EllieJP said:
indeed! That's not very nice.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Winterlight said:
He ruined my limited social network for 16 hours. I think I'm being quite kind.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Aaron said:
Wasn't me! Blame the server monkeys!
I was the one who saved it from dying completely, and from losing EVERYTHING in the process. You should be thanking me! 
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, KJSmyling said:
Quote: Winterlight @ May 21 2008, 1:02 PM BSTI hope you fail your degree, Aaron.
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Can you fail Leisure and Tourism?
kjs
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Winterlight said:
Quote: Aaron @ May 21 2008, 1:29 PM BSTWasn't me! Blame the server monkeys!
I was the one who saved it from dying completely, and from losing EVERYTHING in the process. You should be thanking me!
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Did you perform the Heimlich maneuver on sitcom.co.uk?
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Aaron said:
The InterWeb equivalent, yes.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, EllieJP said:
Quote: Winterlight @ May 21 2008, 1:33 PM BSTDid you perform the Heimlich maneuver on sitcom.co.uk?
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oOoh... Aaron - My hero! *swoons*
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Alan C said:
Quote: Aaron @ May 21 2008, 1:29 PM BSTWasn't me! Blame the server monkeys!
I was the one who saved it from dying completely, and from losing EVERYTHING in the process. You should be thanking me!
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Gawd bless yer, guvnor .. and can you spare a few shillings so I can feed me kiddies an all .. ?
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Aaron said:
I haven't won the pools!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Jake How said:
What is the matter with the server ?
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Aaron said:
It's French.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Jake How said:
That says it all.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Alan C said:
Quote: Aaron @ May 21 2008, 4:19 PM BSTIt's French.
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oł est le serveur de BCG c'est merde
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Aaron said:
BSG*
*is sickened at himself for being able to understand that*
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Alan C said:
Quote: Aaron @ May 21 2008, 4:22 PM BSTBSG*
*is sickened at himself for being able to understand that*
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You are the pub landlord in disguise aren't you?! I see it now
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Aaron said:
Alan, that's comin' outta your wages!
Err, I mean, no! Of course not!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Alan C said:
Quote: Aaron @ May 21 2008, 4:27 PM BSTAlan, that's comin' outta your wages!
Err, I mean, no! Of course not!
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never confused but without the same homo-erotic meaning of course
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Aaron said:
It was just a schoolboy crush! He was captain of the football team! 
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Jake How said:
I think your server is still playing up as I posted something and I got a message come up. saying error.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Aaron said:
Yes, it is.
Just to make things perfectly clear for everyone: problems may continue for a while, unfortunately, but we're keeping an eye on them.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Jake How said:
I have just got back on that server the French have a lot to answer for.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Jay N said:
Damn Microsoft
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Leevil said:
Pat Sharp's hair crashed the site.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Alan C said:
Quote: Jake How @ May 21 2008, 4:36 PM BSTa message come up. saying error.
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How prophetic
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Jay N said:
Quote: Jake How @ May 21 2008, 4:36 PM BSTI think your server is still playing up as I posted something and I got a message come up. saying error.
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Quote: Alan C @ May 21 2008, 11:37 PM BSTHow prophetic
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At this rate bloody Microsoft
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Aaron said:
Not sure what Microsoft have to do with it...? 
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Jay N said:
Quote: Aaron @ May 21 2008, 11:43 PM BSTNot sure what Microsoft have to do with it...?
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Nothing at all, it is a quote I used to say long ago and Microsoft seems a universal word in the computing world
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Jake How said:
Is the server still playing up as I keep getting Error: could not connect to server.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Charly said:
Quote: Aaron @ May 21 2008, 4:30 PM BSTIt was just a schoolboy crush! He was captain of the football team!
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On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Aaron said:
Yes Jake, the server is continuously playing up.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Paul W said:
I think you get the same servers as the company I work for, they're forever going down.
Then we get shouted at and I die a little inside 